shepherd. i hope i never need the shark survival guide. what happened, man. that happens to me every day, my boat catches fire and chumming the water and i have to go there. it s a universal studios ride. they re happening. to be honest cape cod officials, they closed five miles off the beach after they saw three great white sharks. new smyrna beach on a regular basis, what do we do to survive if that happens? couple days ago there was one on the jersey shore a five foot shark. no, that was snookie. no, i thought the shark was coming to pull snookie out of the bar. didn t work out well. so anyway, the thing is, i tell people i m not a shark expert, i m a green beret, i was the guy they was dumb enough to get in the water with these animals. a couple of things, too, it s good to think about something before you go. if you know where you re swimming, what kind of sharks are there, when they eat.