worth of stuff per person. that s the law in california. so forget robbing a guy coming off a shift at arby s. all you get is 50 bucks and you end up smelling like a roast beef sandwich. they now have drink and crime and the risk is male. they might as well advertise it on tv. it s black friday every day and everything is marked on 100%. verse 100 customers bust into a storefront window gets a flatscreen and victim status. the media will say don t call it looting because that s racist. perhaps even covering these crimes at all is racist too. criminals understand this as they see democrats are more worried about protecting people from old statues then active crime scenes. as retail dies, amazon must be grinning until the next wave goes after their drivers. they will be the new stagecoaches. instead of guns their drivers will defend themselves with bottles of. now if you re in the media chances are you protected, as i tape the show, we have security. they make sure the fans in this audie
let them do it when it starts to fall, could be any day now really. greg: she s got a good point, tyrus. are you worried? tyrus: sure, terrified. i am not a rocket surgeon. he never claimed to be one but i do tend to remember things. i remember this little old man named fauci, i believe doctor. he came on and said typically science is ten weeks behind when things spread. so if they just found the variant last weekend, chances are for several months it s already been spreading around. the same doctor, typically with viruses, the ten to continue mutating to stay alive and they become less effective because they just want to keep moving. greg: exactly. they don t want to kill the host. unlike you. [laughter] tyrus: the little guy is clever, he s clever. doesn t fall for bear traps. got to work on it.
whoever held the rock, who knows? we are being attacked by inanimate objects. speak in such a cheerful and hilarious story. thanks for the asian woman attacked with rock handoff. what strikes me about the story that you just talked about in the monologue with this poor man who was murdered, and he s a grandfather. he s a father. he s a husband. normally the media loves talking about nothing more than the media. they gave each other awards for their courage and their bravery. here s a guy whose job was to protect the media and he was killed in line of duty. you would think this would be the amazing opportunity for everyone to speak up in solidarity, how brave this man was and how important journalism is. and yet strangely, this is not a national news story. just like waukesha disappeared out of nowhere. into thin air for very similar reasons. there are larger truth to
he s a kid, all right. he likes with other kids like. he likes three karat diamonds. kids love those. he things building things like multimillion dollar corporations with chinese money. come on, man. this is a kid. he paints pictures. and paints for sex. he is a kid. greg: guy, i know it s an obvious question we ask this question all the time. i don t even know i am asking that i m going to ask because i m going to ask you, why does he get a pass and why am i so jealous? guy: because hillary clinton lost the election and the media went into four years of self-flagellation because they covered the laptop story. the email account and all that. the server. they were furious at themselves that they help trump win even though it was a bona fide new story. they were very upset and they got a lot of heat from their
when a guy on twitter claimed he was robbed in l.a., rogen blamed the victim saying don t leave anything valuable in the car. it s called living in a big city. he added he had been robbed before and that once the guy accident left cool knife in my car so if it keeps happening, you might get a little treat. the guy is so out of touch he pretends being a crime victim is delightful. no wonder he is typecast as an idiot. what if the next time that knife isn t left not in your car but in your back. seth hasn t had to think about that. he s rich. it s easy for him to rebound from victimization. plus he s always armed with box office poison. just imagine if our detectives ignored victims when they report crimes. i hear you re the best detective in town and i want to hire you. 14? my story. 15 people robbed it yesterday. this is a big city. that s a misdemeanor. get used to it. but i am ruined.