[applause] greg: all right. [cheers] greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. can we really say that? greg: yes. here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if you ve never heard of him tonight is the case. tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the whole world. abu, we could hear him crying, abu, don t cry. let me tell you something, abu cried, he cried quite a bit. i wouldn t have cried. cry baby baghdady, that s what we were calling him. greg: he s funny and he does track better than alec baldwin plus he hasn t shot anyone yet. but what is special about gillis is he beat cancer culture in 2019. he was hired as a cast member on saturday night live but was fired before he appeared on the show after people dug
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