laps, one for each card in her playing deck. hey, butcher. good morning. staying out of trouble? absolutely. butcher is well known at the orange county jail, not only as a frequent inmate but as a local roller derby star. my mom dragged me to a roller derby competition out in corona, so i went there, and who do i see but inmate tami butcher smashing and bashing as she rode around that roller ring. she is not aggressive in jail, but she was definitely aggressive on that roller ring, i ll have to say that. it s women bashing other girls for sport value. it s fun. my roller derby name is hurt in a skurt. i ve been doing it for four years.
to be, i m going to have no shoes to walk there, no jacket. all right, guys. i ve got no list on the diets again. somebody help me out. stokes job has helped speed up his release date. well-behaved inmates who hold jobs get two days off their sentence for every day worked and occasionally an extra bologna sandwich. i m just grateful i got two more days to go, and then i can actually go to del taco. it will be wonderful. coming up i have to wait for that part ii. the mail brings hopeful news for tami butcher. yay! and mona selame finds her prospects looking good as well. lindsey s hot. have you seen her naked? oh, my god. she s going to look good behind my harly. angie s list members can tell you which provider is the best in town. you ll find reviews on everything from home repair to healthcare. now that we re expecting, i like the fact
it s a good way to relieve a lot of tension. it s so much fun. i have broken both my collar bones. i ve also broke my hip. i broke my arm. yeah, it s very hard. it s rough. butcher is currently in jail for violating her probation on a drug possession and paraphernalia conviction to supply the similar reckless abandon to her other career as a stripper. i went to work at this one club in anaheim, and i drank that night. five shots of jack to the head, and i fell off the pole. i didn t slow down at all. i did like this trick like a hover. i didn t even slow down at all. and i, bam, woke up in traction. the doctor s like you re never going to walk again. i m like you ve got me twisted. i don t know whose chart you re reading, but that s not mine. you know what i mean? paralyzed. give me a friggin break. if i can t shake my tail feather, then there s no reason to even breathe for real. butcher not only walked again, but says her medical bills were paid by the men in the audience that
a meth addiction has proven to be butcher s biggest nemesis, and it has kept her revolving through prison and jail for the past nine years. i just kept getting busted, thinking, well, i m cool. i ve got this under wraps. i own this drug. it s not doing me. i m doing it. i was way off. butcher s latest probation violation occurred when she failed a drug test. she could be facing up to 16 months in prison but that will be up to a judge to decide during an upcoming hearing. i m trying to find a program that will take me, see if i can write a whole bunch and get a response by friday. butcher hopes to convince the judge to let her try a drug rehabilitation program instead of prison. i don t want to go to prison. that s the easy way out. you know, six months of doing nothing, no programming, not doing anything, just sitting around, let the state take care of me. program s hard. probation s hard. and they say i got some good advice from a friend saying anything s worth it is w
the last night i had a job, my daughter said, mom, why don t you ever take to work shoes and underwear? i said, well, i don t know. that s a really good question. and she said, what do you do at work, mom? and i go, i think i sell these. she s like, those don t look like anyone would want to buy those shoes. those look very worn. and i was like god. i was busted. i hung up the heels. butcher s flair for the dramatic is known in and out of jail. eric wolfe, currently incarcerated in one of orange county men s units, is a friend of butcher s from the streets. everyone loves to hang out with her. she s just a lot of fun. and honestly, if you were ever in a situation where you were going to end up getting in a fight, she d probably be the one to throw the first punch. she s one of the girls who takes everything to the extreme, and when she runs, she runs until she gets busted. then she ends back in prison. and when she gets out, she does it all over again.