funniest joke in the world. i m like i m laughing so hard. and i was like, god it! this guy is good. and right away all that jealousy and hate and whatever, just like washed away. it was just like ok, and he comes off stage. we meet this first time we met. then he watches my set. and i did okay. and then the greatest thing in the world to the guy who no one wanted to play with. adam goes. hey we re going over to my dorm. you wanna hang and he s been letting me hang ever since. and i love the guy because he you know jews gotta gotta love it. go. that s my guy. that study has been my god, i ve known this guy for 30 years and you know your kids are here. the oscars are you know they re. and they don t want to
thought about it. but you know, as great as that movie would be, and i can feel a lot of people are here are clearly juiced on the concept. even if i had a notarized contract meeting on stage is not like i would ever ask you to sign it. although i guess it would be kind of legendary and generate the kind of you know, buzzy marketing push. you just can t buy these days. i don t know. maybe we get the safeties to direct or all right, forget it. real reason i m here is to tell you, adam. how much i value. and since this is supposed to be the you know the sincere emotional part of my speech would like to conclude by disguising my real feelings under a silly fake accents. i won t seem too vulnerable. oh, adam sandler. i love you so very, very much. at moments when i m feeling sad and overwhelmed , wondering if i have any value as a person, or i m feeling insecure about my talent or lack
out. then those hands would dial jim the bike whisperer and hire him to run with the kids who successfully taught them to rye. the kids jumped off their bikes and hug jim and i said girls. go hug your father. he did pay for the lessons. and yes, he is just as funny in real life as he is in the movies. he s almost exactly the same as he is on screen, except he eats more. sleeps more and yells a lot more. and it s just as great in bed as you all have already imagined for some. adam. whether you re awake or not, it s always fantastic. for the last 25 years , adam has snuggled up to me in bed close to midnight and whispered, those sweet words. want to go to a comedy club and
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for you. good evening. two long saturday night live has failed to enrich the cultural and artistic traditions of this country tonight. all that will change as we present the following special performance by adam sandler. adam saddler, adam sandler, my hero, adams. hello god. here we go. what s going on out? don t know what the hell is going on there, who last last last loudest. what gives? what the there are no what you re thinking. somebody went to supercuts and fell asleep in the chair. oh okay. some candy. translator. that d be good for you can do is run fast. won t