This is a confusing story, so let me try to break it down. Reality winner leaked information about a reality denier who tried to influence the election to support a reality host who is detached from reality. [ light laughter ] so now the winner is the loser and this loser who helped this loser win is the winner and thats our reality. [ laughter and applause ] pretty simple. Education secretary betsy devos said that while schools receiving federal funds must abide by federal civil rights laws, the department will not enter decrees on things like lgbt discrimination. Coincidentally, lgbt is also how betsy devos thinks you spell discrimination. [ light laughter ] according to reports, four top law firms have turned down requests from the white house to represent President Trump during the russia investigation. Man, how guilty do have you to be when a lawyer wont even take your case . [ laughter and applause ] bill cosby has a lawyer. O. J. Had like five of them. At this rate the president
Reality winner leaked information about a reality denier who tried to influence the election to support a reality host who is detached from reality. [ light laughter ] so now the winner is the loser and this loser who helped this loser win is the winner and thats our reality. [ laughter and applause ] pretty simple. Education secretary betsy devos said that while schools receiving federal funds must abide by federal civil rights laws, the department will not enter decrees on things like lgbt discrimination. Coincidentally, lgbt is also how betsy devos thinks you spell discrimination. [ light laughter ] according to reports, four top law firms have turned down requests from the white house to represent President Trump during the russia investigation. Man, how guilty do have you to be when a lawyer wont even take your case . [ laughter and applause ] bill cosby has a lawyer. O. J. Had like five of them. At this rate the president is going to have to rely on the law firm of stumpy and lur
[ light laughter ] a bar in washington, d. C. Will offer customers a free round of drinks every time President Trump tweets about former fbi director james comey during his testimony tomorrow. That story again, a bar in washington, d. C. Is having a going out of business sale. [ laughter ] that was how i used to bartend. [ laughter ] pour beer, throw it off the bar. [ light laughter ] President Trump announced his pick for fbi director today on twitter, and you could tell he was excited about it because he spelled fbi with two fefes. [ light laughter ] President Trump today announced christopher wray, the attorney for new york governor new Jersey Governor Chris Christie during the bridgegate scandal, as the nomination for fbi director. Donald, youre even giving Chris Christies lawyer a job . [ light laughter ] how cruel are you . I bet you called him personally. Chris, are you sitting down . [ light laughter ] i finally decided to hire your friend, the lawyer. [ light laughter ] thats
[ light laughter ] a bar in washington, d. C. Will offer customers a free round of drinks every time President Trump tweets about former fbi director james comey during his testimony tomorrow. That story again, a bar in washington, d. C. Is having a going out of business sale. [ laughter ] that was how i used to bartend. [ laughter ] pour beer, throw it off the bar. [ light laughter ] President Trump announced his pick for fbi director today on twitter, and you could tell he was excited about it because he spelled fbi with two fefes. [ light laughter ] President Trump today announced christopher wray, the attorney for new york governor new Jersey Governor Chris Christie during the bridgegate scandal, as the nomination for fbi director. Donald, youre even giving Chris Christies lawyer a job . [ light laughter ] how cruel are you . I bet you called him personally. Chris, are you sitting down . [ light laughter ] i finally decided to hire your friend, the lawyer. [ light laughter ] thats
Incidentally is how melania keeps away from him around the white house. [ laughter ] donald donald, i know youre in here [ laughter ] according to the new york times, President Trumps threat to respond to north korea with fire and fury was entirely improvised. Oh, we know. [ laughter ] were all living the ultimate nightmare. Weve been invited to somebodys fouryear long improv show. [ laughter ] okay, to get started, i just need a suggestion of a place you might bomb. [ laughter ] dildo . Come on. [ laughter ] fol it wasnt a suggestion, was it . You werent suggesting it earlier . [ light laughter ] well, my head writer said that in the room and i thought, oh, that would be really funny. Ill improvise that. [ laughter ] backfired. [ laughter ] following President Trumps threats of fire and fury against north korea, secretary of state Rex Tillerson said that trump is sending a strong message to north korea in language that kim jongun would understand. And then kim sent a message in a lang