Im jimmy kimmel. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching from the comfort of your homes. Welcome to the zappos theater. We are right in the heart of las vegas strip. Thats very nice. This is our second night in the desert. Thanks for coming to visit us. We are in las vegas, and let me tell you something. Out of all the shows you could go to, you could have went to see sierra, you could have gone to see barry manilow, celine dion. You chose the one where a middleaged man stands and sits almost completely still for a whole hour. [ cheers and applause ] and i appreciate it. Thank you for supporting performers with no abilities at all. This is, there are so many shows here in las vegas. I went to see love the other night with my family. That is quite a show. [ applause ] i had no idea the beatles were so talented. It really is phenomenal. There are so many Cirque Du Soleil shows. Theres Michael Jackson one, because thats the number of people who want to see it after that documentar
Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you are new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we dont care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. Can i get an amen from panel . Amen. Boom. And i mean that. Facebook needs a button called who asked you . [laughter] because nobody cares. And the point im trying to make is were here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h
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