like yogi berra lecturing about art in the main dynasty in china. yogi doesn t know jack about that and mitt romney doesn t know jack about snooki and boo boo. to his credit. yes. that s to his credit but when he comes off making belief he does, what does that say? bill: i don t know. maybe he here we go again. i m going to pander to the audience. i m going to say what i am supposed to say. bill: maybe he does watch for comic relief a little bit of that garbage. are you kidding me? bill: i don t know, goldberg. he might. it s possible. no, it isn t. it s impossible. if he he is watching snooki and boo boo, you think he is watching the jersey shore? come on. bill: maybe he tripped and fell when it was on. i don t know. that s possible. you disagree with morris. morris doesn t think the 47% comment is going to hurt the governor but you do? well, it isn t just my friend dick morris.
what does mitt wear to bed. really? i didn t write the question, man. i didn t write the question. yes, he did. as little as possible. whoa! what is your biggest pet peeve with each other? he doesn t like the way i squeeze the toothpaste. oh, that s right. you don t go to the bottom? it s random. and she leaves the top off. that s right. she s busy. the most serious question of all honey boo boo or snooki? do you know who they are? i m kind of a snooki fan. look how tiny she s gotten. she s lost weight and energetic. just her spark plug personality was fun. that s an earnest answer. i think he likes snooki. mitt romney said at a press
what is your biggest pet peeve with each other? he doesn t like the way i squeeze the toothpaste. oh, that s right. you don t go to the bottom and it s just random. and she leaves the top off. that s exactly right. she s busy. the most serious question of all. honey boo boo or snooki? do you know who either of these two people are? yes, we do. i m kind of a snooki fan. had a baby now. look how tiny she s gotten. she s lost weight and she s energetic. i mean, just her spark-plug personality s kind of fun. there you go. i mean, he knew about snooki. that was a legit answer. he knew about the weight loss. she s a spark plug. he s right. everything he could is factually correct. okay. as little as possible. shut up. it s not worth it. ew. really?
really. i didn t write the question, man. i promise. i didn t write the question. yes he did. i think the best answer is as little as possible. most serious question of all. honey, boo boo, or snooki? i m kind of a snooki fan. look, i mean look how tiny she s gotten. she s lost weight and she is energetic. i mean just her spark plug personality is kind of fun. i m joined now by variety magazine politics editor ted johnson. thax for getting up so early. thank you for having me. does it help mitt romney to look more like us that he can talk about snooki and honey boo boo or i can t even believe i m saying those words or as ruth suggested is it demeaning to be talking about snooki at a time when the middle east is in turmoil and the economy is struggling? an interesting question. i think there probably could have been a better day for mitt romney to be talking about these
boxers or briefs? as little as possible. like snooki. he likes snooki. personally, how do you not go for honey boo boo? he s three years behind. you go with honey boo boo. the chicago tribune. 350,000 students will be allowed back into classrooms this morning. teachers are going to work today. that s great. after union delegates voted to end the seven-day walkout. public schoolteachers who are already some of the highest paid in the country will get an average raise of 17% over four years. chicago mayor rahm emanuel called the settlement an honest compromise. so mike, who s running pr for unions these days? oh, wow! after wisconsin and after chicago, are they just trying to kill the union movement in america? you know, once again, you get back to do we know the history of anything in this country? the union movement has done so