Run. His name is donald. laughter and. cheers and applause good man. And donald recently glided back into my life on his solid gold up and down people mover, cranked up the unauthorized millian, opened up his crazy hole and made a promise to me that i would never be without material again laughter when mexico sends its people, theyre not sending their best. Theyre sending people that have lots of problems, and theyre bringing those problems with us. Theyre bringing drugs. Theyre bringing crime. Theyre rapists. And some, i assume, are good people. laughter jon thats our donald trump reminding america that as many as a handful of people laughter coming across our southern border are not rapists laughter he assumes. Hes sure about the rapist part. laughter but feels that, i guess by pure law of averages, there are probably some nonrapists caught up in that tide, whether theyre unable to rape for medical reasons or laughter or whether they are just all raped out laughter as you can imagine
Run. His name is donald. laughter and. cheers and applause good man. And donald recently glided back into my life on his solid gold up and down people mover, cranked up the unauthorized millian, opened up his crazy hole and made a promise to me that i would never be without material again laughter when mexico sends its people, theyre not sending their best. Theyre sending people that have lots of problems, and theyre bringing those problems with us. Theyre bringing drugs. Theyre bringing crime. Theyre rapists. And some, i assume, are good people. laughter jon thats our donald trump reminding america that as many as a handful of people laughter coming across our southern border are not rapists laughter he assumes. Hes sure about the rapist part. laughter but feels that, i guess by pure law of averages, there are probably some nonrapists caught up in that tide, whether theyre unable to rape for medical reasons or laughter or whether they are just all raped out laughter as you can imagine
From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon hi, everybody welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart my guest tonight one of our alltime favorites, sarah vowell will be joining us tonight. Were so excited about that. cheers and applause you know what . This is the last show before we go on a break a coupleweek break. Then when we get back, basically its a threeweek run to the finale. Obviously, ive got a lot of mixed emotions about this, but i want to talk about one person whos been there for me, really throughout this whole run but especially near the end of the run. His name is donald. laughter and. cheers and applause good man. And donald recently glided back into my life on his solid gold up and down people mover, cranked up the unauthorized millian, opened up his crazy hole and made a promise to me that i would never be without material again laughter when mex
This is nbc nightly news with lester holt reporting tonight from los angeles. Good evening. Amid warnings about threat of attacks over the july 4th weekend, the images we saw plastered across the tv screens from washington this morning were exactly the kind we feared most. Ambulances and police cars racing to reports about a shooter on the rampage. Of course by now we all know that what happened at the Washington Navy yard this morning was a false alarm, but the sheer size of the Police Response not only at the navy yard but across the Nations Capital spoke volumes about the disturbing and very Real Security climate we all find ourselves in this Holiday Weekend. We start tonight with Peter Alexander and a nation on edge. [ sirens ] reporter this morning fears of another mass shooting sparked a massive response in a city already on edge. The 911 call came after 7 00 a. M. A woman inside a Washington Navy yard building reported hearing possible gunshots workers scrambled for cover. I hea
This is nbc nightly news with lester holt reporting tonight from los angeles. Good evening. Amid warnings about threat of attacks over the july 4th weekend, the images we saw plastered across the tv screens from washington this morning were exactly the kind we feared most. Ambulances and police cars racing to reports about a shooter on the rampage. Of course by now we all know that what happened at the Washington Navy yard this morning was a false alarm, but the sheer size of the Police Response not only at the navy yard but across the Nations Capital spoke volumes about the disturbing and very Real Security climate we all find ourselves in this Holiday Weekend. We start tonight with Peter Alexander and a nation on edge. [ sirens ] reporter this morning fears of another mass shooting sparked a massive response in a city already on edge. The 911 call came after 7 00 a. M. A woman inside a Washington Navy yard building reported hearing possible gunshots workers scrambled for cover. I hea