Said melania, im already in misery. [ laughter ] im glad we all enjoyed that one. I liked that one, too. [ light laughter ] after this weeks vicepresident ial debate, both mike pence and tim kaine were criticized for repeatedly making false statements. Thats my boy, said trump and hillary at the exact same time. [ laughter ] vanity fair editor graydon carter, who has been covering donald trump for more than 30 years has released a new article calling trump officially a joke. Specifically a joke that starts a racist, a garbage can, and a tanning bed walk into a bar. [ laughter ] the atlantic magazine endorsed Hillary Clinton this week and called donald trump appallingly sexist, erratic, secretive, and xenophobic. Said trump, i am not secretive. [ laughter ] and finally, a new poll shows Hillary Clinton leading donald trump among hispanic voters in florida by 24 points. Oh, im sorry, i misread that. 24 million points. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonigh
Musical guest, metallica, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 544 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey enjoy yourself. Welcome. Welcome. Please, have a seat. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. This is the one to be at oh, my goodness. Well get to the show. First, heres what everyone is talking about. Of course, it is still the election. And i saw that Hillary Clinton actually went to her granddaughters Second Birthday Party instead of preparing for the first debate against trump. Yeah. I guess she figured being around a bunch of screaming toddlers might help her even more. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, hillary went to her granddaughters Second Birthday Party. Apparently she played he duck, question and pin the blame on the i. T. Guy. [ laughter and applause ] i never heard those while speaking to the students a
The second president ial debate is this weekend in st. Louis, missouri. Said melania, im already in misery. [ laughter ] im glad we all enjoyed that one. I liked that one, too. [ light laughter ] after this weeks vicepresident ial debate, both mike pence and tim kaine were criticized for repeatedly making false statements. Thamy hillary at the exact same time. [ laughter ] vanity fair editor graydon carter, who has been covering donald trump for more than 30 years has released a new article calling trump officially a joke. Specifically a joke that starts a racist, a garbage can, and a tanning bed walk into a bar. [ laughter ] the atlantic magazine endorsed Hillary Clinton this week and called donald trump appallingly sexist, erratic, secretive, and xenophobic. Said trump, i am not secretive. And finally, a new poll shows Hillary Clinton leading donald trump among hispanic voters in florida by 24 points. Oh, im sorry, i misread that. 24 million points. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen,
First, heres what everyone is talking about. Of course, it is still the election. And i saw that Hillary Clinton actually went to her granddaughters Second Birthday Party instead of preparing for the first debate against trump. Yeah. I guess she figured being around a bunch of screaming toddlers might help her even more. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, hillary went to her granddaughters Second Birthday Party. Apparently she played her Favorite Party games duck, duck, question and pin the blame on the i. T. Guy. I never heard those while speaking to the students at the university of New Hampshire yesterday, Hillary Clinton said, quote, isnt this one of the strangest elections youve ever seen . And then college kids were like, uh, were 18. [ laughter and applause ] it is the only election weve ever seen. Havent seen that many. And get this. Hillary said that when she was a young woman going to law school, she had to take out loans, because her dad couldnt donating to her future pr
Donald trump among hispanic voters in florida by 24 points. Oh, im sorry, i misread that. 24 million points. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] hes one of the stars of netflixs the ranch, and an all around great guy, Ashton Kutcher is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] theyre here to discuss the baseball postseason and they are two of our favorite guests here on the show, kevin millar and sean casey from the mlb network. [ cheers and applause ] also, we have an incredible illustrator, hes a cartoonist of new books, i am George Washington and i am jane goodall right there. And hes joining us, chris eliopoulos. Hes gonna teach me how to draw. [ cheers and applause ] im a pretty good artist. Very excited you guys. Next week for the first time, late nights going on to the road. Were going to washington, d. C. Where well be doing our show from the warner theater. So please tune in next week. Excited about. Were excited about do