Yeah, yeah. Had that. Yeah. Go. That feels so good. Well, its friday. You know what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. Hes engaged, which means soon hell be getting back a second ring. Actor, writer and comedian jamie lissauer. Shes so blunt. You can light her up. And smoker, cohost of the bottom line on fox business. Go. Chances are youre uncle who pays for pictures of her feet. New york times best sellinr fo and Fox News Contributor kat timprk offerf. And he puts free buffets out of business. New york times best selling author, comedian and barber heavyweighyork timt world. Thank you. All right, before we get tow some news stories, lets do this this. Very real. Dovers valley. Its the leftovers where i read the jokes we didnt use thisis week. And as always, its my first time reading them, so they week well, force joe mackey to have unprotected with an ostrich t as if protected would somehow be better. Speaking of todaysed National Endangered Species day ,its the day we celebrate
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