My plan is to move to newfoundland to become mayor of a small but fascinating town. The people of have a new neighbor. One of the oldest motorcycle clubs in the country. And the Small Community making a big statement about plastic bags. These stories plus dildos ready for jimmy kimmel if jimmy kimmel is ready for dildo. Yes, he is. Hes never been more ready for dildo. Right, guillermo . Oh, right, guillermos not here because guillermo is in dildo. Hes leading my advance team. And word on the street in dildo is theres a lot of excitement for his visit. Any sign of guillermo yet . Well, caroline, not yet. Were still waiting around to see. But everyones eyes are peeled for guillermo and thats what everyones talking about too. Theyre wondering where he is, when hes going to arrive. Jimmy thats pretty much what we wonder every day here at work. [ laughter ] its like a tropical storm. Anyway, minutes from now we will check in with guillermo, who is in dil we want to hear all about his first
Comcast business. Beyond fast. Test. The parents of a 15yearold are in jail after police say they kidnapped and assaulted a friend they found in her bedroom. I was going to San Francisco weird talking to voters. Popular open space preserve is closed for the weekend. A family of mountain lions has been spotted on the trail. Oa mother and stepfather of a 15yearold girl are in jail after allegedly assaulting and kidnapping the teenage boy they found in their daughters bedroom. Police are saying its a hate crime. Abc7news reporter has the story. Reporter according to some police, the 17yearold was held in that home for more than 30 minutes. They say he was being physically abused that entire time. We spoke to the daughter who said it was self defense. Inside her 15yearold sisters bedroom said her mom and her stepdad found a teenage boy hiding on thursday around 2 30 a. M. They were so squared because they find someone in the closet. They jump because everybody was sleeping. Catherine came
Run for mayor of dildo. They dont have a mayor. They dont seem to want a mayor because theyre not having an election for mayor. But local polls show me leading 5248. Bad news is i am leading no one by 4 . I dispatched an advance team. They went 4,000 miles and led by close and mosttrusted adviser guillermo, we will hear from him in dildo moments from now. This is the time of year when we offer people walking past our studio the floppertunity to take their clothes off. We have a pool in the back of our theater. Memories are just waiting to be made. This is the 14th summer, 14 years ago, a mysterious voice told me, if you build it, they will flop. And we did. Lets go to cousin sal, sal, by the way, i want to mention, [cheers and applause] has his own show on fox sports 1 called lock it in, a sports gambling show. Theyll probably cancel it. Jimmy your gambling problem paid off in a big way. Have you found someone on the street we can bet on . I have. Lets bet on some bellies. Jimmy very g
Theyre a band of boys from south korea. Theyre very popular. Some people have been camping out for five days, which is sad, really, more than anything. Its because they showed up last night, theyd still be in the front row. Theres no need, but anyway, monsta x is a super popular group. The names, im sorry if i mispronounce. Show hh the larrys not one of the guys. One of the things about this band, they wear a lot of makeup. We thought it would be fun to ask the guys to do an monsta x extreme makeover on a member of our staff. So we picked a member randomly of our staff. And they gathered around, and wow, wait until you see how quickly they did this. Its almost some kind of tv magic. Now here he is. Come on in, guillermo, lets see how you look. [cheers and applause] jimmy you look fantastic. [cheers and applause] jimmy you look like a female, you remember when bugs bunny would dress as a woman . Yeah. Jimmy and elmer fudd would try to have sex with him . Thats you. My god. Jimmy speakin
Im kate larson in San Francisco where the school board took a vote that left few happy about a controversial mural that some feel is racist. Im amanda del castillo in santa clara. People started noticing overgrown weeds and unkempt conditions. Im meteorologist sandhya patel. Im tracking a summer scorcher. Im lisa amin gulezian. Here in front of this cafe. Abc7 news starts right now. Now news to build a better bay area, from abc 7. Good evening, everyone. Get ready for a sweltering conditions inland tomorrow. Concord reaching 106 degrees. Its going to be 105 in fairfield. Livermore, 104. Santa rosa 100 degrees. Walnut creek, 105. Excessive heat warnings for these counties until 10 00 p. M. Friday. Heat stroke and lease exhaustion possible. Heat advisories for areas shaded in orange, including Santa Cruz County and in effect starting at 11 00 a. M. Tomorrow running until 8 00 p. M. Thursday. Temperatures soaring. There is an increased risk of heat related illnesses. Ill be back to let yo