And colossal Anne Hathaway meets godzilla. Well, we start with king arthur. We saw in the brief clip there one david beckham. We better start and just say, is he an eric cantona . No, he isnt. This is guy ritchie taking on the legend, if you are old enough to remember 1980s novelty records, King Arthur Daley is not all right. The story is, charlie is the Young Hero Whose Wicked Uncle Jude Law has seized power, leaving him to grow up ducking and diving in londinium, and he is keeping a low profile until david beckham, no less, tells him to, and i quote, he says, put ten fingers around the blunt end of that sword and give it a tug. He does, blimey, wouldnt you know it, it comes out. Next thing he is having to be answerable, because it turns out he might be the rightful heir. Here is a clip. Youve got the wrong man, sire. I was born in a brothel on a bridge in londinium. The sword can only be drawn by Uther Pendragon or his direct heir. You felt it, didnt you . The power. Its what pulled