L. A. Today. [ cheers and applause ] dont rub it in because theres a massive winter storm, winter storm nico is blanketing the northeast, as if a warm comforter is being gently placed over the region. Its not. Thousands of flights have been canceled. Schools are closed an ice princess is trapped in a tower, her name is melania. [ laughter and applause ] but i will say, it can be uncomfortable, it can be problematic. My grandmother always used to say, when life hands you snow make snow lemonade. Just dont drink it because its pee. This is a live report from fox 29 in philadelphia which should give you a sense of how the cold affects Public Transportation and the drivers who keep the public transported. Weve been waiting for a bus to come for these walmart workers. Now wait a second. Hows driving a bus in this weather today . Coming up here was extremely bad, but going down the road is much better. Hey, yall better pay [ laughter and applause ] jimmy wow. That is some bus driver. Thats w
[ cheers and applause ] tonight is valentines day, or as ice properly pronounced, valentimes day. If youre watching at home youre either single or fini finished. Or maybe i interrupted something in which case keep going, dont mind us, carry on. Its the only holiday that celebrates an emotion, love. But you could experience a wide range of emotions as a result of valentines day, including sadness. I read somewhere that 15 of american women gave themselves flowers today. And 85 of american men gave themselves sex. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont understand that. I cannot imagine giving yourself flowers. Roses arent cheap this time of year. I bought three dozen roses this morning, 42,000. Thats high, right . They jacked the prices up, which that should be illegal. If theres a hurricane or earthquake or natural disaster, Grocery Stores arent allowed to charge 20 for a gallon of water, why should 94iflorists b allowed to do that on valentines day . [ cheers and applause ] even r
Tonight is valentines day, or as ice properly pronounced, valentimes day. If youre watching at home youre either single or fini finished. Or maybe i interrupted something in which case keep going, dont mind us, carry on. Its the only holiday that celebrates an emotion, love. But you could experience a wide range of emotions as a result of valentines day, including sadness. I read somewhere that 15 of american women gave themselves flowers today. And 85 of american men gave themselves sex. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont understand that. I cannot imagine giving yourself flowers. Roses arent cheap this time of year. I bought three dozen roses this morning, 42,000. Thats high, right . They jacked the prices up, which that should be illegal. If theres a hurricane or earthquake or natural disaster, grocery sre charge 20 for a gallon of water, why should 94iflorists b allowed to do that on valentines day . [ cheers and applause ] even roses, strange that the symbol of love is som
Have sex, if you do it tonight, its extra credit. We had a full valentines night. Last night when i was putting my daughter to bed i tried to explain cupid. I didnt realize until i did it but thats a hard one to explain to a 2yearold. Theres a baby with wings who if it likes you will shoot you with an arrow. [ laughter ] if its a good arrow, a love arrow. She probably had nightmares. I bought my wife a box of chocolate for valentines day. Guess what i ate before i got in bed . A box of chocolate. Thats right. You knsnooze, you lose. Valentines day, its changing here in los angeles. Marijuana is now legal for Recreational Use which means [ cheers and applause ] which means roses are on the way out and this is a marijuana bouquet. If you order this for valentines day it will not get there in time. I guess you cant send that to the office, can you . Give her a gift she will never remember for the rest of her life. Yesterday i had flowers, regular flowers, sent to my house for my wife when
Have sex, if you do it tonight, its extra credit. We had a full valentines night. Last night when i was putting my daughter to bed i tried to explain cupid. I didnt realize until i did it but thats a hard one to explain to a 2yearold. Theres a baby with wings who if it likes you will shoot you with an arrow. [ laughter ] if its a good arrow, a love arrow. She probably had nightmares. I bought my wife a box of chocolate for valentines day. Guess what i ate before i got in bed . A box of chocolate. Thats right. You knsnooze, you lose. Valentines day, its changing here in los angeles. Marijuana is now legal for Recreational Use which means [ cheers and applause ] which means roses are on the way out and this is a marijuana bouquet. If you order this for valentines day it will not get there in time. I guess you cant send that to the office, can you . Remember for the rest of her life. Yesterday i had flowers, regular flowers, sent to my house for my dog. Rumor best in show rumor has it jim