oh, yeah. beautiful every one of you with that precious snowflake. happy tuesday, everyone. so we re less than two weeks into the new year and not much has changed for 2023. i m still under 7% body fat. done. kill me. still writes at a fourth grade level. and the biggest threat on earth, big monster man. take this recent piece from axios which points to the former president as, quote, the risk that trumps all others. quote a second trump term would be far more radical than the first committed to stretching legal and governance boundaries and to pursuing retribution for the prosecutions he s been fighting since losing. trump s protectionist and isolationist tendencies would also nato while creating an opening for china as a global threat. he is unrivaled. so how is that a problem? i, for one, would like a second term that s more radical than the first. maybe we ll get that wall we were promised and i will get a cabinet position as secretary of abs. 7% body fat, maybe. yeah
jesse watters primetime. tonight this is an attack on diversity. you can hear and see the racism. jesse: democrats defend plagiarism. i didn t see that coming. i ain t say [bleep] about trans people. maybe three or four times a night, but that s it. jesse: dave chappelle, doc on tour, having a ball. $2,000. $3,000. done. holy [bleep]! jesse: that is one sticky honeypot. plus. fox news alert, a huge batch of epstein documents were just released by a judge. a thousa judge a thousand pages, naming epstein s fixers, employeendesss associates and accusers. our team is digging through ouing thro, and we ll have a report for you in a few moments. but first, for as long as there have been words, there wos. been plagiarist the first known case of plagiarism came in the first century when roman poetcentur marshall accused another poey,tf of kidnapping his verses. how dare you kidnap my versepins throughout the years, we have seen plagiarism everywh
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