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and today he took his gaffeshe on tour to my country. biden stopped by to visit king charles at windsor castle. and here s what happened. joe biden will look to the lost in me and my king is no spring chicken. he literally had to guide the president and show him where to gg o. it was pretty painful to watch. and it is a bottom line. would you trust someone like that to drive you down the interstated , say, 80 miles an hour? you wouldn t, would you? would you trust him to pick up your laundry? probably not. m tothat s why it s increasingly unnerving to me that he s the president of united states, the most important, intensive, energy sapping, pressurized job on the entire planet. biden also met his u.k. counterpart, prime minister rishi sunak, earlier today. since his own problemsounterpa,s just look and compare the two men. on the one side, biden routinely appears to forgeter who or where he ise or. on the other 43-year-old sunak you can question his policies often do not his