fox news saturday night. hopping. welcome to another episode of the cable news cake party, it is the first day of pride month which is ironic, the only time i m dressed like a straight man all year. [laughter] some of you have never lost before, good old-fashioned comedy show where everybody is welcome and you can be republican, you can be democrat, just don t be a [bleep] and for those of you who watch cable news regularly, i want to congratulate you making an entire 20 seconds without seeing coverage of trump s guilty verdict. it was insane this whole week. on my way to work thursday some crazy looking homeless dude was like have any he s like the ground because trump is about to speak outside the courthouse it was a bizarre scenario but nice to meet robert de niro. [laughter] will get to that angry dwarf in a minute but we know political tensions are correct up to 11 so we booked your favorite panelist to help take the edge off. they all got stuck behind pro- hamas prote
- you know what? that looks like fire! - comedy without black people would be like the nba without black players. (kevin screaming) - your biggest, biggest superstars in comedy have been black. (eddie yelling) - just genius and hilarious. - yeah, i said it. (audience cheering) - the chappelle show redefined sketch comedy. - i m rick james, bitch. (audience laughing) - in living color set up a platform for black comedians blowing up. - i don t think so. homie don t play that. (audience laughing) - arsenio hall was, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. it was groundbreaking. - [audience] woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. - you had a black man willing to fight the power. - nice being out of jail. (audience laughing) - laughter is healing, laughter purifies the air. actually i don t like to talk about the races, because i m white. - and we, as black people, have been doing it forever. - i am, this is a freckle. (audience laughing) - all black comedians discuss race. - it s harder being gay than i
love it and we ll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i m not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt. edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o brien: i ll give it a shot. o brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my body stand up. kimmel: we re on! kimmel: but nobody s a late night host until they are one. clinton: tomorrow we will drown out the negative voices that have held us back for too long. reporter: after a night of fires, looting, and violence, five people are dead. katie: the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. [distant applause]
fleabag: i m not obsessed with sex. i just can t stop thinking about it. dan levy: sexuality has come a long way in sitcom history. larry: can you donate a penis to a person who s transitioning? michael gross: laughter is a great way to deal with a very tricky world. george: daddy horny, michael elizabeth meriwether: sitcoms talk about sex. claire: my underwear. phil: my god. elizabeth meriwether: and about relationships. issa: i m breaking up with him tonight. margaret cho: these shows changed the way that we think about sexuality. man: for god s sake ellen, tell them you re gay! adrienne barbeau: you re talking about gay rights. you re talking about women s rights. dan levy: gender diversity. isabella gomez: dismantling the patriarchy. barry livingston: you know, sexual revolution. samantha: so, i m officially out of men to [bleep] i have to get married or move. adrienne barbeau: but if you can make them laugh, then maybe we ll watch it again. dre: anything and everything
there it is. how about the introduction, that was fantastic. a big deal. [applause] a lot of you know me from fox. maybe you have seen dateline or catch a predator. [laughter] he s grateful not. hell of a movie career. he was really great and who could forget his work in schindler s fist? the jokes are going to get raunchy. [laughter] all the shows that have maybe want to quit, this is the best one by far. we absolutely loved it and it turns out, they like us, too. back in the day if you had a good set, they would call you to the carson couch and then they would invite you to play corn hole to the show and verified that is a game is not a prison term so let s make that money, girl. what s, maybe not.