It’s been said your life changes the moment you have a baby, which might be the most obvious under-statement since “it hurts when you fall from a 70-story building”. Where once your life’s pronoun dynamic was a duality – “you and I” – a baby makes it a trio – “you, me and
the baby”. It sounds so ominous and important, it almost needs to be capitalized, like a deity: The Baby! The little critter becomes the still center of the turning wheel of your life for the next two decades, as omnipresent as idiots on Twitter or Charlotte Flair on WWE programming. This tiny, fragile, completely dependent human being in your life that you made isn’t going anywhere, not anytime soon. Never mind that it also functions as a living countdown of your own mortality. On the other hand, it’s also a reminder of that one time your wife wore the sexy Pebbles Flintstone costume and asked for the piledriver position out of nowhere.
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Maybe heâll feel better in the morning.
Jerome Christenson
Not likely. After all, the Electoral College gave him a failing grade and the eviction notice for his government housing comes due Jan. 20. He may not like it, but for most of us, the whole election thing is a done deal.
To me, it looked like the whole thing was settled better than a month ago. 1â¦2â¦3â¦40 millionâ¦80 million ⦠the votes added up and one guy got more than the other guy. Now for all the years Iâve been around and, as Iâm told, all the years before me, that bit of mathematical reality should have settled things. It should have been all over, but the shouting.
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dan simon, living the collective dream in san francisco. cnn newsroom continues right now. hello, everyone, president obama is just about to land in columbus, ohio, to campaign for the jobs bill that republican leaders of congress are openly rejecting. barely 24 hours ago the president showed off his american jobs act and demanded congress pass it with, and i quote, no games, no politics, no delays. but then came the details of how the $447 billion package would be paid for. two words. tax hikes. and you could hear the opposition digging in. the biggest hike by far would be a cap on itemized deductions for high earners. the white house estimates that would raise $400 billion over four years. the bill would also close loopholes enjoyed by oil and gas companies, raising an estimated $40 billion. it would raise taxes on investment fund managers and scale back depreciation rules for corporate jets and suddenly republicans who had been promising to hear the president out had h