Special well wishes to our viewers in oklahoma who are in a state of emergency. In oklahoma last night they introduced an emergency bill to keep transgender people from using the bathroom. Thats right. This is the bill. It declares, quote, for the pezpe preservation of the Public Health and safety, an emergency is hereby to exist. This is a good time to call your family members in oklahoma to make sure theyre okay. How can this be an emergency . How many transgender people can there there be in oklahoma . Four. Who do you call when a man walks into a womens bathroom dressed as a woman, the Fashion Police . I have had bathroom emergencies. This is not one of them. [ applause ] jimmy i once had to abandon my car in the left lane of traffic, get in and run into an asian restaurant called pick up sticks, by the way. That was a bathroom emergency. This is ill tell you something. This will all change when im Vice President of these united states. Please, bring out the podium. [ applause ] ji
Viewers in oklahoma who are in a state of emergency. Did you hear about this . In oklahoma last night they introduced an emergency bill to keep transgender people from using the bathroom. Thats right. This is the bill. It declares, quote, for the preservation of the public peace, health and safety, an emergency is hereby declared to exist. This would be a good time to call your family members in oklahoma to make sure theyre okay. [ laughter ] how can this be an emergency . How many transgender people can there even be in oklahoma . Four . Who do you call when a man dressed as a woman walks into the ladies room . The Fashion Police . I want you to know that wherever you live, i am here to help you during this time of bathroom emergency. What is going on . Let me tell you something. I have had bathroom emergencies. This is not one of them. [ laughter ] jimmy i once had to abandon my car in the left lane of traffic, get out, and run into a casual asian restaurant called pickup sticks by t
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