[whistles] thats a foul on futbol for using its hands to grab my heart. I even learned all the words to that olee song. You know, olee, olee, olee, ole. Olee, something, something, ole. Its a good song. This weekend i even watched an entire game of soccerring. It was the u. S. Versus our ancient rival portugal, a. K. A. Speech impediment spain. [laughter] now, the portuguese. [cheering and applause] yeah. The portuguese struck first with a goal five minutes into the match. But if history has taught us anything about the portuguese, folks, its that they eat a lot of squid, and they peak early. [laughter] dont worry, guys, i hear the spice trade is going to come back real soon. [laughter] so team u. S. A. Came storming back, first with Jermaine Jones pulling team u. S. A. Even with his foot. [cheering and applause] then Team Captain Clint Dempsey put us ahead with his balls, i believe. All we had to do, all we had to do was hold on the our lead, using only our feet, and it should have be
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