because leading women dolead not wear boots.ts leading women wear frumpy shoes. the frumpywe or the better. that s the role. the other big change is that a brown eminem has quote transition from high stilettos to lowerel black heels. also less. that s progress. eminem s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgel this until the moment you wouldn t want ton have a drink with any one of them. that s the goal when you re totally turned off. we ve achieved equity. they ve won. meanwhile, in a nod to the burgeoning wellness movement, the orange mnm will quote acknowledge and embrace his anxiety. and actually if you look at him, the orange eminem doesan appear very anxious. maybe he doesn t like allan the ugly new shoes he sees around him. maybe he liked the boots, maybe the orange eminem is a secret sexist himself. we don t know. we re going to let npr get to the bottom of that .