[ laughter ] thats like the team that plays the globetrotters saying they havent lost very much [ laughter ] according to reports, senator Bernie Sanders is preparing for this weeks democratic primary debate by reading opposing policy positions instead of doing drills or mock debates while President Trump is preparing by consulting a rhyming dictionary [ light laughter ] orourke, dork. Thats good. Write that down. [ laughter ] former pennsylvania congressman joe sestak announced yesterday he is running for president. Also yesterday a tree announced that it was falling in the forest [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the first democratic president ial debates are this week and the top 20 candidates will be split between separate events also anyone polling below 5 has to bring their own podium. [ laughter ] the Supreme Court ruled today that the government cannot deny companies trademarks for names that are deemed scandalous which is good news for finger in the butt movers. [ laughter ]
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you thank you, thank you, thank you welcome please, have a seat. Have a seat. Welcome. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. And welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause youre here. This is it you made it. You guys, what an exciting time to be in new york. You see, last night, the brothersister team, the flying wallendas, walked across a a tightrope 25 stories above times square did you see that and they did it. Even more impressive, they were stuck behind a slowwalking group of tourists. Steve really [ laughter ] jimmy is that the m m store, honey [ laughter ] things got really tense at one point. They almost fell when their buzzer from bubba gump shrimp started vibrating. [ light laughter ] theyre like, our tables ready. Get off this wire lets get to some news here. Everybodys still on edge about the u. S. And iran. I guess after iran shot down our drone, trump ordered a a strike on the
From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out im trevor noah our guest tonight is a a former daily show correspondent, now appearing in the rook on starz olivia munn is joining us. Olivia munn is joining us, everybody cheers and applause but before that, weve got to get into the news. Lets be honest, for the past few days, weve mainly been focused on three stories, america versus iran, Migrant Children at the border, and the latest supersmash brothers release, the democratic primary race. laughter yes. My favorite move is the joe biden death mas sabling. Even though those are the main stories, there are tons of other stories happening in the news. The truth is we just dont have the time to talk about them. Luckily, not enough time is just the right amount of time for a segment we call aint nobody got time for that.
Okay. Hi, everybody. Were back. So pretty much theyre [bleep], and they would hear screams from george layhe. Help, im gonna die. John is like, george, everythings gonna be fine. Justjust keep your chin up. Literally. Hes like, thats a terrible thing to say. And he [bleep] drowned in this shit. Takes everyone four hours trying to save them. 21 people drowned. 150 people were injured because of this, and the next day, john barrys hair turned completely white, and the people, they were trying to say, like, okay, whos to blame . Is thisi burped while i said this. Whos to blame . And of course theyre just like, pfft, not us. [chuckles] good night, everybody. [blows raspberry] the cleanup took 87,000 man hours. The harbor for six months was just brown with molasses, so even to this day on a really hot day the people still claim that they can smell molasses in boston. It [bleep] boston up. Arthur jell did not get fired. Arthur jell got promoted. That guy had a great [bleep] life while other
Out of control, the hot air balloon crashing into a crowd. Now the passenger revealing what the pilot did to prevent a catastrophe. The onetwo comes home. Danger at the ballpark. Another fan hospitalized, hit in the head by a dodgers foul ball sitting just outside that protective netting. Im on top of the world and highwire heroes. Nik and Lijana Wallenda pulling off an incredible stunt, 25 stories above times square. The heartpounding moment they crossed each other on live tv. Im gonna do this. What do you think, new york city . And now the exclusive behindthescenes footage you havent seen, and wait till you hear whats next. Their first interview right here on gma. I kept on falling short and good morning, america. Times square always full of surprises but nothing like last night. Michael, you were there for all of it. How terrifying was it . I did not sleep last night, george. I think nik and lijana were the only ones who slept. They were calm. It was one of the most incredible thing