[ cheering and applause ] [ ] greg yes yes yes [ cheering and applause ] greg all right i agree. Happy monday everybody lets get started. Donald trump has demanded a drug test for joe biden for the first debate. Biden privately told if he wants my urine, he can get it from the seat cushion like everybody else. [ laughter ] a woman swam through Shark Infested Waters in San Francisco saying the sharks werent even interested in her. [ laughter ] wow, even the sharks are gay [ laughter ] New York City is in peak polen season. On the brighter nose it makes it tougher to smell [ bleep ]. The iran president was found dead after [ cheering ] all right i didnt expect that. But should be grateful. Dead after his helicopter crashed in a remote mountainous region. Local investigators blame the weather and the jews. [ laughter ] why not . [ cheering ] greg how about those jews . President was known as the butcher of iran. Now known as the ground beef of iran. [ laughter ] amid rumours of divorce be