Jimmy fallon and now, here he is. Jimmy fallon [ applause ] [cheers and applause hey hey hey hey hello welcome thanks everybody oh, thank you very much. Welcome everybody. Thank you very much. Welcome. Please, please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody. Robert de niro is my guest tonight. [cheers and applause i called de niro back stage and i was like, youre on the show its good. Its good. Youre on the show he said keep doing that and i wont berobert stars in the new movie the irishman with al pacino and joe pesci a little strange to hear those three guys in a movie called the irishman. Like a movie starring liam neeson and Pierce Brosnan called the italian. The third night in a row we are coming to you live everybody [cheers and applause dont worry. Dont worry. If you missed anything we have a white house staffer back stage typing up a transcript so the big gnaws today trump released the transcript of his phone call with the president of ukraine. It sta
Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight uu. K. In the membrane. Plus, stephen welcomes Renee Zellweger Walton Goggins and a special appearance by new zealands Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on hi there thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Hello, chris. Nick and mark, every up there, down, there out there, around the world. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, get out your sextants, your compass, your astrolabes because we are in uncharted waters. Because after two and a half years of the trump presidency, we finally spotted the great orange whale, and let me tell you, thar he blows. laughter , this morning this morning, the administration, for some reason, released the official notes of trumps phone call with ukrainian president volodymyr zele
Test test test. Welcome back to the Trump News Network everything but facts everyone is talking about how democrats want to impeach me very unfair. Very unfair. Now Everyone Wants to know how i feel but really my advisor and favorite halloween decoration Kellyanne Conway said itt. Hes amused he thinks its funny. Shes right im amused [ laughter ] im amused. Thats how i look when im amused im amused because with me out of the office, you would be left with the worlds most salt krmie pence. Wait a second, im getting word on my very real ear piece we received a statement from the whistle blower himself lets roll the clip. Hi, everyone, its me the whistle blower im going to let you know that i made a huge mistake. Donald trump is totally innocent if anything, it was about erasing the whole complaint thing. Once again, im innocent he is innocent. He is innocent. Wow, there you have it, america. I guess im off the hook after all. Next, joe biden was very mean to me in an interview, in an inte
E late show with Stephen Colbert. Plus, stephen welcomes Patricia Heaton and musical guests tegan sara. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, whats going on . Nice to see you cheers and applause stephen seat, everybody. Welcome, one and all, in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The big story cheers and applause friday crowd. Friday crowd right there. Now, the big story all week long has been the impeachment inquiry of donald trump, a historic event that everyone saw coming the moment he announced his candidacy. Everybody applause riding down the esk lairpt like that. Everybody saw is except donaldtp called the president of ukraine and asked for political favors, hes been forced to face something hes never had to before consequences. laughter and trump has no one else to blame but donald trump, because it
He could find someone more dangerous than john bolton [ light laughter ] President Trump announced today that he will consider banning the sale of all nontobacco flavored vaping products, which is a shame, because vaping was the only way most American Kids would ever find out what fruit tastes like that [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats a peach . [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night and im going to be gaffe free this time, said joe biden, naked from the waist down. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a court in scotland ruled today that british Prime Minister Boris Johnson illegally suspended parliament in an effort to push through his brexit plan and may have deliberately misled Queen Elizabeth to get her to sign off on the move. Said the queen, release the hounds. [ laughter and applause a Six Flags Theme Park in maryland has announced a new promotion in which visitors spend 30 hours inside a coffin to win a pair of season passes and if billy asks, thats wh