Im trevor noah. Today is wednesday, the 28th of october. Which means if you live in alabama, or tennessee, tomorrow is your last day to vote early. Because remember, voting isnt like a waffle house. There are rules. Anyway, coming up on tonights show, why trick or treating is so scary this year. Trump rallies, are more dangerous than ever. And ice cube joins us on the show. So lets do this, people. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor okay, before we get to anything else, last night was the fibl game of the world series so we have to say congratulations to Los Angeles Dodgers. This year belongs to the dodgers. The Los Angeles Dodgers capturing their first world series in 32 years with a 31 game six win over the tampa bay rays. The dodgers ended their 32 year world series title drought with a 31, game six win over the rays in texas last nigh
The fibl game of the world series so we have to say congratulations to Los Angeles Dodgers. This year belongs to the dodgers. The Los Angeles Dodgers capturing their first world series in 32 years with a 31 game six win over the tampa bay rays. The dodgers ended their 32 year world series title drought with a 31, game six win over the rays in texas last night. It was a fitting ending for one of the most turbulent seasons in league history. Trevor congratulations to l. A the world series drought is finally over. And your actual drought ask only getting worse, hey, one vic reat a time, obviously because of corona it is unlikely there will be a pa ray. But lets be honest, even if there was a parade, people wouldnt be able to see it from the sidewalk anyway, look guys it is considerree seager, no, its a light pole, congratulationsk light pole. But for real, i think this is really geat for los angeles because the city really needs a boost right now. The pandemic has hit really hard. The wil
We take you live to the u. S. Senate where to date lawmakers who will be on a defense programs and policy bill. You are watching live coverage of the senate on cspan2. The president pro tempore the senate will come to order. The chaplain, dr. Barry black, will ohm the senate with prayer. The chaplain let us pray. God of grace and mercy, in these divisive and polarized times, remind us that words have consequences. Help us to remember that we are accountable to you for every idle and careless word we speak. Lord, teach our senators to be obedient to your commands, doing your will as your presence fills them with joy. Today, surround our lawmakers with the shield of your favor, as they labor to deep our nation to keep our nation strong. May they be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to anger. Manifest your power through their labors so that this nation will be exalted by righteousness. We pray in your mighty name. Amen. The president pro tempore please join me in the pledge of alle
Including some turtles. Thats right. Your tax dollars actually paid for a study that put turtles on treadmills. So here we have our turtles on a treadmill. To no ones surprise, it turns out that turtles are really, really slow. Okay. Thats what our tax dollars went to. In fact, this wasteful study found that turtles moved at nearly the same pace as dead turtles on a treadmill. Arent you glad that washington bureaucrats used your hard earned dollars to conduct this study . Good grief, folks. Now how many of your tax dollars went to this study exactly . Well, folks, your guess is actually as good as mine because there is no legal obligation for most federal agencies to publicly disclose the price of government projects even though the american taxpayers are paying for them. Folks, this is your money, your money. So shouldnt you have a right to know how it is being spent . Its been said before, and i sure believe it, government functions best when it operates in the open. This is the basi
We cannot lose sight of the fact that none of this would be possible without that spectrum, and that is owned by the American People. That spectrum is essential. As a result of the efforts of some swamp creatures, both in and out of government, we came that close to having this spectrum, which belongs to the American People and is worth as much as 30 billion to 60 billion, given away in a back room through a private auction to three Satellite Companies, which happen to be domiciled in foreign countries. The excuse given was that these three foreign Satellite Companies can conduct an auction themselves and allocate it to the american Telecommunication Companies faster than the f. C. C. Can, even though the f. C. C. Has only conducted about 100 of these public auctions, generating about 123 billion for the American People. Why . Because the American People own the spectrum thats being auctioned off. Its theirs. But there was a proposal that came that close to passing at the f. C. C. To j