naomi scott, musical guest, earthgang and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove: 1149 steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause that is a hot crowd. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, to the tonight show, baby. [ cheers and applause oh, my goodness. you guys, my guest tonight is chris evans. that s right [ cheers and applause and right now even chris pine, chris hemsworth and chris pratt are like, wait, which one is he again? [ light laughter ] i want to say congratulations to the 50,000 runners who finished yesterday s new york city marathon [ cheers and applause i love the marathon. it s the one day of year you can rub vaseline on your nipples in public and not get arrested [ laughter ] i can t imagine the excitement of finishing a marathon, for real i mean i get excited when i m out running errands and i accidentally get 10,000 steps. i m like, oh, my. yes! [ laughter ] i m sore oh,
when he thought he couldn t do it. i am blessed to have him as a son. tamron: he is awesome. he s pretty lucky to have me as a father. [applause] wait a minute, how the hill is john legend the sexiest dude tamron: john legend has set off a twitter firestorm. i am never talking to you again. they name from your heart. he s handsome, for the record, he is handsome. i think what they were also saying is that sexy can t just be your exterior, it s in your heart. you don t think that s what they meant? no. [laughter] you have a nice heart but the fact is tamron: you have been married for 33 years. when you and your wife married, i ve seen pictures of you, you will be involved, let s just put it nicely. you have evolved, your look and everything. i m funny looking. tamron: you are not funny looking. funny. [laughter] she fell in love with your humor and your heart. it s not always the outside. that s what you ve got to do, baby. you are so funny. tamron: i m n
is for your head! then what are these other holes for? you ll feel as if you re in the room with don jr. the leftest social-crats want to destroy my family, but they ll never destroy my love for my dad. this is horrible. dad, you didn t even read it! so visit audible and download triggered today. how come i don t get to talk a book? it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight: oops-a-perjury. plus, stephen welcomes elizabeth banks and senator amy klobuchar. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey, everybody! how are you! thank you! thank you! welcome, my friends. welcome, my friends, one and all, to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. you know ( cheers and applause ) i don t want to get out over my skis here, but i m beginning to think this donald trump fella might get impeached, and i ll tell you why. because t
and not only is the summer over, today also marks the end of emmy season here in los angeles. the emmys were handed out last night. americans were glued to their televisions watching football, not the emmys. watching the rams beat the browns. [ laughter ] this was the lowest-rated emmys ever by a lot. they say if things get any worse they may have to add themselves to the in memoriam reel. [ laughter ] i was at the emmys last night. guillermo and i were there. guillermo: yeah. jimmy: and for me more than anything the emmys is a xhachan to learn what shows my wife has been secretly watching out me. she s like oh, he s great. i m like really? how do you know that? [ laughter ] what time did you get home last night, guillermo? guillermo: 1:00. jimmy: it s even later. guillermo, by the way, has some exclusive interviews with the winners from the emmys moments from now. [ cheers and applause ] i always look forward to that. you know, game of thrones won the most emmys of
orders the most pumpkin spoic pm stuff of anyplace. california, oregon. i am sure it s a coincidence we have legalized marijuana. i love pumpkin pie, one of my top three favorite pies, but i don t understand all the pumpkin spice. it s in everything, like bedbugs. every year, since starbucks started this, there s a new and hard-to-believe pumpkin spice product. and this year, that product is pumpkin spice spam, which goes on sale monday for a limited time. they re only going to sell it until somebody dies. and then, and the saddest part of it is, i m going to try it. i m going to slice into a sweaty block of meat that tastes like a season seasonal glo seasonal gourd, and i m going to eat it. i ll start trimming my beard with pumpkin spice beard oil, apply pumpkin spice balm to my lips. these are real items. we didn t make these up. there s pumpkin spice pseudo pso cue. pumpkin spice latte. pumpkin spice for dogs. why do dogs need lattes anyway? all they do is lay around. we e