whole sex tape with ray jay. so one of kris humphrey s ex-girl friends is saying he told her kris jenner set the whole thing up and actually asked kim to do the tape over because she didn t think the first one was pretty enough. that just sounds too much. so a rep told the daily news the claims are 100% not true saying it s disgusting and probably his fantasy. i m confused about that. how about the new movie role, charlie sheen is the next president. winning. can you imagine the scene. he s cast in machete kills. sheen got on his twitter with a lead-in that said my fellow americans, getting the role
so one of kris humphrey s ex-girl friends is saying he told her kris jenner set the whole thing up and actually asked kim to do the tape over because she didn t think the first one was pretty enough. that just sounds too much. so a rep told the daily news the claims are 100% not true, khloe kardashian saying it was disgusting and disturbing and probably his fantasy. i m very confused about that whole story. how about the new movie role, charlie sheen is the next president. winning. can you imagine the scene. he s cast in machete kills. sheen got on his twitter with a lead-in that said my fellow americans, getting the role down pat. mel gibson is also in that
greg gattison lost both his legs. his car was hit by a roadside bomb as he was returning from a memorial service for two soldiers. since then he has become an inspiration to thousands. he even helped the new york giants to go on to win the super bowl. his latest project believe it or not is a movie role. he plays a double amputee soldier in a blockbuster movie, battle ship. i had the great pleasure of sitting down with colonel gattison for sunday s dateline. take me back five years ago. i was on my way back to my headquarters when my vehicle was struck by a roadside bomb. i was laying there on the ground and i just said, god, i don t want to die here. i can remember seeing the look on my friends faces. what was the look? disbelief, concern. i just remember telling them, tell my family i love them. that s probably the only part of my story that i think when i tell, i still get kind of emotional. you just don t know whether you re going to make it home. and he did.
larry david always likes to use real-life experiences for his material. he s got some here. tmz captured video of him getting stuck in a parking garage. couldn t figure out how to pay. he tried to pay with cash. didn t accept his money. he noticed a massive lineup of cars behind him. decided to get out to apologize. finally a woman showed him how to swipe his credit card to pay. he went on conan last night explaining the circumstances. he said it wasn t his fault. but i think we ve all been there and that s a terrible feeling when you can t figure out the machine and people just keep lining up behind you. they get agitated. quintessential larry david situation. expect to see that in the future in some form or function. i m such a huge larry david fan. i m sure he ll work that into a curb your enthusiasm show. a-rod, baseball star, yankee, ladies man, the whole deal. there are rumors he could be offered a movie role. it s this upcoming indie movie on salvador dali called the
i remember a loaded mia culpa. those skinny chicks don t need much. wow. you can t fact check that. i did it four minutes ago. story of my life. anyway, coming up, katie holmes is dying her hair red, for a movie role. but first, he is finally getting an elevator to space. sounds like the president has been reading my letters.