That. A modest down trend. Tomorrow, though, thats the big jobs report. Almost certainly the worst in history. Okay. But look at this. A rotten economy and a Big Stock Market rally. We get a lot of inquiries as to why is this happening and the short answer is well, the market looks to the future and its clearly seeing an economic recovery, and the trillions pumped into the economy are very much appreciated. Put it like that. The dow is going to be up over 300 points at the opening bell. Thats better than 1. 3 . A similar gain, 1. 5 for the s p. Look at the nasdaq go, up 1. 5 . Thats because of this. Big tech. Again, leading the market. Just look at this. Apple is at 303. Amazon up 21 bucks premarket. Nice gain for microsoft. Nice gain for netflix as well. Thats whats happening. Big tech again dominating the market, plowing higher. Bombshell news in politics. Mr. Impeachment, congressman adam schiff, he is not looking good. There are dmumennew documents o russia, russia, russia probe. M
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In other words boo. [ laughter ] today is halloween, which means tomorrow Rudy Giuliani will be half off [ laughter ] thats right its halloween, when kids all around the country knock on doors and ask, will you sign my petition to stop Climate Change . Candy no the world is burning. [ light laughter ] according to nbc news, after being named President Trumps cybersecurity adviser in 2017, Rudy Giuliani got locked out of his phone after entering an incorrect password ten times [ light laughter ] and had to visit the apple store to have it fixed [ laughter ] even worse, his phone is a Samsung Galaxy [ laughter ] still, its a phone its a phone, right . [ light laughter ] President Trump, today, congratulated the Washington Nationals for winning the world series though he was less kind to the astros [ light laughter ] according to a new study, construction workers are more likely to use cocaine than any other profession so, ladies, theyre not whistling at you, they just have a deviated sep
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests dolly parton Kacey Musgraves, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1160 steve and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here thank you for watching what a special night it is our entire audience is made up of people Gordon Sondland implicated in the ukraine scandal. Isnt that beautiful [ cheers and applause its a special night thats right today was day four of the impeachment hearings i dont want to say things are bad for trump, but right now, not even baby yoda could cheer that guy up. [ laughter ] i mean, it was a wild day in washington today we heard testimony from ambassador Gordon Sondland, who directly implicated trump in the ukraine scandal. [ audience oohs you could tell it was bad for trump, because he did somethi