back to find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv s andy levy. hey, greg, how are you feeling, man? i m on mucinex, alka seltzer cold. i m sucking on cough drops. we don t care. wow, lori. i think what lori was doing there was speaking for the viewers. you re welcome. you know what, viewers? don t do it. we need them. we do need them. send your cards to me. don t send cards to him. the little pity party is pathetic. terrorists have low self-esteem. nick, you said, talking about how young people get recruited. you said they must have the equivalent of the cub scouts or eagle scouts. they do have al qaeda youth camp. there you go. so there s that. point taken. i m guessing they have a different way of teaching them how to make fire there, though.
it s like rub two wires together. they can whip a noose together, like i said. will, you said sure, but there are a lot of people with low self-esteem including lawyers, doctors, et cetera. true. but i m assuming a dirt-poor kid in yemen or pakistan isn t really sitting there thinking he can pull himself up by his bootstraps and go to med school or law school. why not? why doesn t he just marry a princess or something? there s a way up. by the way, andy, your answer is in your question. what s that? there s a lot of people that grow up poor and stuff and don t think i m going to become a terrorist. they do try to get out of yemen or they try to do something. right. but there are a lot of them who don t think they have another way out. oh, so terrorism. well, you know what? that s the description of the world. everybody was born in some kind of suffering. get them a globe. i reject the whole bootstraps thing, though, because even the people who still wear boots don t
women fish is not a great fantasy. it s not really it s not an exciting thing to take something home that s scaly. although bill has done it many times. you dated a merman for six years. turned out he was part of a circus. yeah, he worked in tampa. he s still there. i think we can t the mermaids don t exist. i know i m going to get e-mails for that. but we could make a mermaid. the science is there. it will involve a lot of horrific surgery. it would go against every ethical clause in science and medicine no. and they would only probably live for maybe 20, 30 agonizing minutes. but we could do it. but i want to bring up one more point. we were in the green room, and i thought this was really offensive and i want to call nick out on this. he said he doesn t believe mermaids should be in the workforce. unbelievable. it s 291st centthe 21st cent. what about the navy?
women fish is not a great fantasy. it s not really it s not an exciting thing to take something home that s scaly. although bill has done it many times. you dated a merman for six years. turned out he was part of a circus. yeah, he worked in tampa. he s still there. i think we can t the mermaids don t exist. i know i m going to get e-mails for that. but we could make a mermaid. the science is there. it will involve a lot of horrific surgery. it would go against every ethical clause in science and medicine no. and they would only probably live for maybe 20, 30 agonizing minutes. but we could do it. but i want to bring up one more point. we were in the green room, and i thought this was really offensive and i want to call nick out on this. he said he doesn t believe mermaids should be in the workforce. unbelievable. it s 291st centthe 21st cent.
it s like rub two wires together. they can whip a noose together, like i said. will, you said sure, but there are a lot of people with low self-esteem including lawyers, doctors, et cetera. true. but i m assuming a dirt-poor kid in yemen or pakistan isn t really sitting there thinking he can pull himself up by his bootstraps and go to med school or law school. why not? why doesn t he just marry a princess or something? there s a way up. by the way, andy, your answer is in your question. what s that? there s a lot of people that grow up poor and stuff and don t think i m going to become a terrorist. they do try to get out of yemen or they try to do something. right. but there are a lot of them who don t think they have another way out. oh, so terrorism. well, you know what? that s the description of the world. everybody was born in some kind of suffering. get them a globe. i reject the whole bootstraps thing, though, because even the people who still wear boots don t