A copy of that list. [ laughter and applause tomorrow is valentines day, where children all around the world learn to knock first [ audience oohs [ laughter and applause oh, they got to learn. Dennys is offering a valentines day promotion allowing customers to get married at its las vegas location, and if you want a honeymoon, theyll give you the bathroom key [ laughter ] mattel has launched a more inclusive range of barbie dolls including one with a prosthetic leg. Though the bigger news is that the other leg isnt. [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] fans on social media were outraged about the results of last nights Westminster Kennel Club dog show after burns the longhaired dachshund was snubbed for best in show although i think it might have something to do with his old yearbook photos. [ audience oohs [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] esquire magazine recently featured a profile on quote, what its like to grow up white, middleclass, and male. The article is three words long. [
Leading hong kong newspaper that american trade negotiators will fight to basing beijing for talks later this week took the dow jones about 200 points away from alltime high, up about 50 at the open. S p below 3000, but the nasdaq nice gain about a half a percentage point up for the nasdaq composite. Chuck schumer went to the border and said this is heart wrenching. This has to end it now. He didnt offer a solution. President trump once a border crisis meeting with him. Mike pompeos tells fox the Mexican Government has made a commitment to getting numbers down but aoc says we need a 911 Style Commission to get rid of the department of Homeland Security. Iran seized a British Oil Tanker in the golf, america restrained no retaliation. The price is around 56 a barrel and if it wasnt for american production price would have spiked to 100 or more. Hong kong, real violence. Fights on the subway as men thought to be attached to beijing attack protesters and members of the media. Beijing gover
Matter of days with no hopeful sign of avoiding it. You get health care reform. You have a housing crisis. You get housing reform. It takes a lot of heat to get things to boil, especially in washington. And you know, these shutdowns arent new. Theyre annoying, but theyre not catastrophic. Weve had 14 of them. I mean, and my question to anybody out there would be, well, can you remember the last one . No. I mean, i remember reporting on them. Right. You remember like donald trump and bill clinton. Yes. Those were the ones that went on for weeks and weeks and weeks. But its one of those things that says, okay, in a year from now, what are we what does this mean and what does it doesnt mean what it means is that weve just got this dysfunctioning group in washington that either cant get along with each other or cant even get along with themselves now themselves in the Republican Party at this point, right. Thats for sure. But what you said about we only get things done now when theres a cr
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