But we bear. This is how were celebrating black history month, with a bear. [ laughter ] tonights show is going to be like the comedy version of the revenant so stick around. Dave salmoni who brought a bear, a fox, an owl, hes going to show you how to cook them all up for your super bowl party. Dave unless his in his dressing room right now. [ cheers and applause ] you keep making food jokes and the ill get big animals to see you today. Jimmy that one seems big enough to me, thats a raccoon, right . That is a raccoon, chewing on apples, getting ready for the show. Jimmy did you bring him or was he just in there . We have garbage issues in here. Jimmy thats as rare an occurrence as seeing a cat in l. A. Raccoons eat bananas . Eat whatever i give them. Jimmy be careful, then. D [ laughter ] where is the bear . We dont know but im sure hell be ready for the show. Jimmy okay, all right. Dave salmoni. [ cheers and applause ] i love animals but i love them from a distance. Speaking of animal
I dont believe you. [ light laughter ] Hillary Clinton will be the 2017 Commencement Speaker at Wellesley College while joe biden is getting ready for freshman orientation at umass. [ laughter and applause ] back in the game former president obama was spotted on vacation in the Virgin Islands yesterday, wearing a backwards baseball cap and flipflops, and completely ignoring the bat signal. [ laughter and applause ] oh, oh. Im done. Im out of the game. I dont do that anymore. I have my flipflops on. [ light laughter ] hat backwards. I dont do it. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie yesterday, slammed the rollout of President Trumps executive order on immigration, saying it was terrible. Added christie, it was the worst rollout since that time i got stuck in a hammock. Cnn will host a debate next week between senators ted cruz and bernie sanders, theyre calling it alien versus senator. [ laughter and applause ] Hillary Clinton [ applause ] Hillary Clinton is reportedly writing a book of p
Ground hogs day. Or as the ground hogs call it, fat guy in a top hat yanks me out of my hole. This morning, Punxsutawny Phil made his 131st prediction. This year, he came out, saw what was happening in washington and went right back in the hole. Every day theres something new to report. President trump this morning was the Main Attraction at the National Prayer breakfast in washington, d. C. Its an annual event organized by a christian organization. All the president s go. People say trump has a tendency to wander off topic and make things about him. This is what he had to say to kick off this annual morning of prayer. We had tremendous success on the apprentice. And when i ran for president , i had to leave the show. Thats when i knew for sure i was doing it. And they hired a big, big movie star, Arnold Schwarzenegger to take my place, and we know how that turned out. The ratings went right down the tubes. Its been a total disaster, and mark will never, ever bet against trump again. A
[ light laughter ] things have changed since last year, phil. [ laughter ] thats right, today was groundhog day. The ground hog looked down and saw six more executive orders. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump spoke at the National Prayer breakfast this morning. Of course, ever since he was elected, every breakfast is a prayer breakfast. [ laughter ] please, god, dont let these be my last fruit loops. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump today had lunch with Harley Davidson executives. Oh, i guess thats why he was wearing that helmet. [ laughter ] i want a Motorcycle Helmet gold, no strap. [ laughter ] according to President Trumps doctor, trump takes four different pills every day. Well, its actually one pill cut into four pieces that are small enough for him to hold. [ laughter ] animal [ applause ] animal animal planets puppy bowl is this weekend, featuring starting lineup cooper, timber, and gronk. [ laughter ] analysts are noting that instagram is the only major social
[ light laughter ] things have changed since last year, phil. [ laughter ] thats right, today was groundhog day. The ground hog looked down and saw six more executive orders. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump spoke at the National Prayer breakfast this morning. Of course, ever since he was elected, every breakfast is a prayer breakfast. [ laughter ] please, god, dont let these be my last fruit loops. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump today had lunch with Harley Davidson executives. Oh, i guess thats why he was wearing that helmet. [ laughter ] i want a Motorcycle Helmet gold, no strap. [ laughter ] according to President Trumps doctor, trump takes four different pills every day. Well, its actually one pill cut into four pieces that are small enough for him to hold. [ laughter ] animal [ applause ] animal animal planets puppy bowl is this weekend, featuring starting lineup cooper, timber, and gronk. [ laughter ] analysts are noting that instagram is the only major social