Tue Jan 26, 2021 at 9:26am ET
Chris Harrison says “Step right up!” to The Bachelor, which has now become a full-blown circus. Pic credit: ABC
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelor Season 25, Episode 4, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) …
Step right up, folks! It’s The Bachelor 2021! A circus show! What Chris “HAIR-ah-Sun” (Victoria’s pronunciation) might call “The Greatest Show on Earth!” but what our star, Matt James, might call “Get me the hell out of here!! I did not sign up for this s t!”
Yes, my friends. We have entered a whole new level of shameless antics by ABC to inject that extra level of drama. But do we, Bachelor Nation, need it? Do we even want it?
We continue our story in the gorgeous chateau–or as it is now cleverly called, the “Matt-eau.”
Fall must be in the air because Matt, decked out in his perfect fall gear, is surrounded by perfect red, yellow, and orange leafy trees on a hilltop. Did I mention everything about Matt and his surroundings are perfect?
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That is, until we get to our ladies. You see, there is one little thorn in the herd of sorority sisters named Victoria. A Queen in fact. And we know she is a “Queen” because her “job description” says so.
Wed Dec 23, 2020 at 9:24am ET
Zac Clark proposed to Tayshia Adams on The Bachelorette season finale, and she said … Yes! Pic credit: ABC
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelorette, Season 16, Episode 13, Finale, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) …
Well we made it Rose-Lovers! Tonight, our beloved Tayshia concluded her love journey … her quest for marriage … her last chance on Earth to find love. And dang it if it didn’t make this snarky little recapper cry.
I can’t remember the last time that ever happened on a Bachelorette/Bachelor finale. But the proposal was good. Like real good.
Mon Dec 21, 2020 at 11:36pm ET
Tayshia had fantasy suite dates with two of her three remaining suitors, and, once again, Zac C. nailed it. Pic credit: ABC
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelorette, Season 16, Episode 12 with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) …
Well friends, in the words of Brendan, we’ve reached “a strange dynamic at this point.” Yes, Rose-Lovers, it’s Fantasy Suite week. You know, the time in our Bachelorette journey where we want to know what goes on in the suite but not really because the reality of it all is just too hard to bear.