Speak russian. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump today met with the leaders of fiat, chrysler, ford, and general motors. And he asked them one question. How many people do you think were at my inauguration . [ laughter ] President Trump said today that he is, to a large extent, an environmentalist. Well he certainly made sure that the grass in the National Mall wasnt trampled. [ laughter and applause ] stay back. Stay back. According to sources, Hillary Clinton is seriously considering running for mayor of new york city. And just to be a dick, so is trump. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] today was National Peanut butter day. Interesting fact about peanut butter, its what they put in the president s mouth to make it look like hes talking. [ laughter and applause ] google maps has announced a feature that will help users find a parking spot at their destination, and just look at all these open spaces it found. [ laughter and applause ] actor mel gibson welcomed hi
[ cheers and applause ] President Trump today met with the leaders of fiat, chrysler, ford, and general motors. And he asked them one question. How many people do you think were at my inauguration . [ laughter ] President Trump said today that he is, to a large extent, an environmentalist. Well he certainly made sure that the grass in the National Mall wasnt trampled. [ laughter and applause ] stay back. Stay back. According to sources, Hillary Clinton is seriously considering running for mayor of new york city. And just to be a dick, so is trump. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] today was National Peanut butter day. Interesting fact about peanut butter, its what they put in the president s mouth to make it look like hes talking. [ laughter and applause ] google maps has announced a feature that will help users find a parking spot at their destination, and just look at all these open spaces it found. [ laughter and applause ] actor mel gibson welcomed his ninth child this weekend. Hey, m
[ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump today met with the leaders of fiat, chrysler, ford, and general motors. And he asked them one question. How many people do you think were at my inauguration . [ laughter ] President Trump said today that he is, to a large extent, an environmentalist. Well he certainly made sure that the grass in the National Mall wasnt trampled. [ laughter and applause ] stay back. Stay back. According to sources, Hillary Clinton is seriously considering running for mayor of new york city. And just to be a dick, so is trump. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] today was National Peanut butter day. Interesting fact about peanut butter, its what they put in the president s mouth to make it look like hes talking. [ laughter and applause ] google maps has announced a feature that will help users find a parking spot at their destination, and just look at all these open spaces it found. [ laughter and applause ] actor mel gibson welcomed his ninth child t
Music of cee lo green. Its Jimmy Kimmel Live dicky and now, lights, camera, action. Heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Thank you very much. Welcome to the our sixth annual after the Academy Awards special coming to you from hollywood just across the street from the oscars on one side and a burneddown kenny rogers chicken restaurant on the other site. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. What a night it has already been. Can you say glamor, can you say glitz . Colin firth couldnt and he got an oscar for it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it wasnt a particularly suspenseful oscars this year. Except for kirk douglas. [ laughter ] is he behind me . [ laughter ] kirk dug lats was very funny, tormenting the nominees. He waited and waited and waited, intentionally, to name the winner. It combined the suspense of Ryan Seacrest with the delivery of dick clark, like new years eve all over again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it may have been the highlight o
Its Jimmy Kimmel Live dicky and now, lights, camera, action. Heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Thank you very much. Welcome to the our sixth annual after the Academy Awards special coming to you from hollywood just across the street from the oscars on one side and a burneddown kenny rogers chicken restaurant on the other site. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. What a night it has already been. Can you say glamor, can you say glitz . Colin firth couldnt and he got an oscar for it. [ laughter ] [ cheers a it wasnt a particularly suspenseful oscars this year. Except for kirk douglas. [ laughter ] is he behind me . [ laughter ] kirk dug lats was very funny, tormenting the nominees. He waited and waited and waited, intentionally, to name the winner. It combined the suspense of Ryan Seacrest with the delivery of dick clark, like new years eve all over again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it may have been the highlight of the show. As expected, colin firth