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Alert. It is 9 p. M. On the east coast,e 6 p. M. On the west coast. It is 4 a. M. In gaza where the lights tonight again are out. Powehas beenpower has been seveu the city as israel now continueess to besiege hamas in preparation for what willultt be a full scale Ground Assault that could begin, frankly, at any moment. As Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said, there bens some invasion will resonate with israels enemies fos forgee generations and will change the middle eas mt. At now, more than 100,000 Israeli Soldiers, they are now ga at gazas border. Over 300,000 reservists have been called up in only the last 48 hours. Ours. Residents of Gaza Reportede received this text messageceiv,t telling them to flee to egypt immediately, quote, you stay, you die. Now, i can tell you and i canf a promise you that a long time friend of israeleli minister nen Benjamin Netanyahu and i canya assure you that he means everything that he says and he will follow. Unlike your president , joe biden, who
world. how about going to hannityy and buckle for a big week? on thursday, florida governor ron desantis welcometron desantis governor gavin newsom for what we re calling a red state, go debate moderateda red state, by yours truly. what we might think about gavin newsom, you will definitely cowsom, you will definitely individual than, let s say,he l the guety that is living at 1600 pennsylvania avenue. but anyway, it will be a fun debate. i hope you ll join us on thursday night from georgia. non hope y uw, today, a very coy confounded joe biden telling voters confu that the economy is doing great despite of howw l all of us feel and what we sees every single day telling. us prices are down. americans have more money amere mo. true.more money none of which is true. coming up, we ll break down the latest dismalll economic numbers. we ll give you the truth, anpf give you the truth, in the cost of food. plus, more bad polls for joe biden and more panic among the democrats and the
mayor pete wishes you good luck going home for the holidays. he will in prison. he will execute whoever she s allowed to vote. biden or trump. we ll have you put to death on transgender day of remembrance. we grieve the 26 transgender americans who were killed this year. the white house celebrates a cop hating terrorist plot. firs happenecod on the first thanksgiving? the pilgrims went on a. and then they ate turkey. yesterday was a very noportant day at the white house. no, the president didn t broker a peace deal in ukrain, the pre he didn t free any hostages in gaza. no, we didn t catch the cocaine bandit. it was a somber day. it was a day of grieving. today on transgender day of remembrance, we grieve the 26 transgender americans who wereriev killed ts year, year after year. we see that these victims are disproportionately black womethese vin and women o. no one should face violence.or i live in fear or be discriminated against simply for being themselves. we mourn th
gutfeld have air. happy monday. control yourself. put your pants back on. so let s talk about january six. i know, i know. but was it really as our mainstream contends, 911 and pearl harbor rolled into one.r well, thanks to the new house speaker, mike johnson, video from inside the capitol building was just releasednsid almost three years later, showing what mane y who attendee the protests have been contending all along that not only were the capitol doors more open than hunters knows on a saturday night, but in a many cases, the capitol policeet escorted the protesters in like ushers at a wedding or stoodin k by objecting. now, let s be clear. no one s defending the chaoss o on the capitol, so spare meto the gutfeld supports insurrection, tweets from substitute teachers in brooklyn still traumatized by trump, slappingd s hillary into retirement. t riot i may not support riots, but i do support the truth and have the right to hear the whole story, especially when many of