juicing, knocking home runs, fell in love with the chase, they looked the other way while the guys were juicing up. you remember those guys. barry bonds head grew about 12 inches, then he wants to protect his legacy, he is going to rere soon, he picks a villain, a-rod, no one likes him, cameron diaz feeds him popcorn in the stands. he kisses a mirror. he has two oil paintings over his bed. he is not a likeable guy. how do you know about his bed? a little birdie told me. 211. like when the limit is 14 miles per hour, how do they get to 211? the world is plagued by guests who wouldn t leave. a-rod is theony weiner of baseball, since his name is a-rod. you can t blame these guys. did you just say that? if you do something that