what about knock knock jokes. it s something that i just started with my family. my youngest daughter was about 6 when we started doing. doing. this and i just every night at the dinner table we will throw out jokes and joke ideas and do play on words and it almost became a quest where every day we had to see who could come back at night and with the best joke. joke. and so he we would give them thumbs up and thumbs down and, you know, kick some of them out. just had a great time. we did this for months and i compiled them and it turned into something that people are enjoying. so. well, for the knock knock joke one. let s read one. knock knock, who is there? butter. butter. i butter not tell you it s a secret. hear a lot more like that in the book. you say that actually some of these jokes came from your kids saying jokes that weren t really making sense but somehow they are still funny? funny? yeah. you know that s a thing that every parent in that age, you know, when kids are a
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for kids and knock knock jokes for kids. so great to have you here. thank you. we are huge fans of these books in our home. let me tell you. they are outstanding because they make me seem funny. so i have to personally thank you for that. what s the secret, though? because there are a lot of joke books out there. yours, number one and number two slots out there. what makes yours different because they re really funny. i hope that people can tell that they were kid tested and parent approved. we started the joke books around the dinner table every night. we would bring jokes and we would throw ideas around and it almost became a quest during the day to go out and see who could come back with the best joke the next night. i just started compiling these and putting them together. so i think it was a family thing. when you say family you re not kidding. five children? yes. ranging in aiming from what to what? four to 20. who laughs the most? probably my youngest.
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