Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Kristen Stewart, Gaten Matarazzo, comedian pete lee, roots crewing the legendary questlove boo. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you, everybody thank you so much. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here, you made it [ cheers and applause this is the show to be at. Kristen stewart is my guest tonight. I love Kristen Stewart [ cheers and applause she stars in the new movie, charlies angels. Thats right, charlies angels is expected to be the biggest female reboot until Elizabeth Warren gets elected in 2020. [ laughter ] yeah, charlies angels is out in two weeks, but if you cant wait that long, you can always head to any bar tonight, and find three drunk women posing like this. [ laughter ] hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy halloween. [ cheers and applause listen to this, according to google, this years most Popular Halloween costume is pennywise the clown from it. Steve
[ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. That was great thank you, welcome [ cheers and applause thanks, that was great relax. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it youre here. Appreciate it. Look, i know youre all just clapping for the air conditioning but im still glad youre here [ light laughter ] were in the middle of a giant heat wave right now with temperatures in the 90s. Its crazy out there i sat on a bench for two minutes. When i got up, my pants had grill marks. [ laughter ] steve really jimmy i saw that officials are telling people that beer beer is not a good way to stay hydrated and that you should drink water. When new yorkers heard that, theyre like, okay, coors light it is. [ laughter ] [ applause ]you ys, this heat we roots. Questlove thanks jimmy [ cheers and applause so tip number one, stay out the sun and drink lots of water. Tariq ah, its a good one. Heres what you should do. You get yourself a klondike bar and use it like a b
longer to go in, get after it, put it out. aerial bombers between the flames and myself and it saved the house. these strikes actually did hit the port of odesa, we have indications that they certainly got close to some grain terminals. translator: this is an overgas war that russia is waging against united europe. it is tuesday, july 26, 9:00 a.m. in london, 4:00 a.m. in washington where congressional hearings on the january 6 u.s. capitol riot are on hold until september. but the investigation is taking a new turn. cnn has learned two former trump administration officials testified before a federal grand jury in washington. marc short on the right served as chief of staff to vice president mike pence, and greg jacob was another top aide. evan perez explains why their testimony is a big deal. reporter: the justice department investigation into the efforts to overturn the 2020 election has taken a major step forward with the former vice president s chief of staff ap
okay. thank you. save some for my guests. they re much less famous than i am. speaking of its friday you know what that means let s welcome our guests. so tough even is a lawn nose to stay off the lawn. fox news contributor paul mauro. if you get her piston she will water board you with cheesy grit. dag and make a dowel. he looks like he owns a skateboard shop that sells weed comedian adam hunter. and just like a heat wave she gets old men to stay inside and watch tv. year tayn s best selling and fox news contributor cat tenth. before we get to some news stories let s do this great leftovers yum. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did news it s my first time reading them so if they suck we staple joe mackey to a wall and use his face as a dartboard. the heat wave continues in the east so hot nancy pelosi put on her backup face. so hot replacing the stick up her ass with an ice pop. so hot you ll han omar actually showed some ankle. so hot maxine waters replaced he
i like golf. all right. we. please save some for my guests. much l they re much less famous thanes n ii am. speaking of it s friday, so you know what that means. let ws welcome our guests. he s so tough. even his law knows this day offt . the lord fox news contributoro paul mauro, if you get her pierce to kill, waterboard you with cheesy grits, co-host of theu with bottom line on fox business day, giving dow, he looks like he owns a skateboard that sells weed.coi comedian adaanm hunter. . getsjust like a heat, she gets old man to stay inside and watch tv. new york times to st selling e and fox news contributor kat timpst andf. all right. before we to some new stories. let s do this. but greg s leftovers for the moment. it oh, it s leftovers whers e i the jokes we did news thisy week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , will staple joe mackey to a wall. it uses base as a dartboard . the heat wave continues in the east. the wavo nancy pel