[ ] [ ] yeah, baby all right [cheering and applause] okay yes yes happy happy monday, everybody. Good to see all of you. Good to see all of you, except for you. So at a Campaign Stop in pittsburgh, joe biden told supporters to send me to congress. I know. Its clarified that he actually meant to say [laughter] also in pittsburgh to the Police Department is reducing the number of cops on duty from 3 00 am to 7 00 pm and calls not considered in Progress Emergencies will not be assigned to a Telephone Reporting recording unit. Police agents will also be placing the sign on their precinct doors. [laughter] as spring break begins in florida there are already gearing up for the wet tshirt contests. Heres a photo of one of the top content test contestants. [ ] altleft. [laughter] jack matier just no reason for that can really. At the altar last night, white people one in most major categories including best actor, best actress, best film and best director. Will at least the horse [laughter] [a
hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
especially when it comes to vacuuming my office, am i right? a sexist would say. that s terrible. very bad. but it all fairness, a woman did write that joke. which is proof if you want something done, you got to ask a woman. and she wrote it probably while watching one of her stupid soap operas. wow. what another sexist would say. i ll stop. all right. so if you ve have you seen any good movies lately? and i don t mean the one that went viral. but if you said no, that s your fault. you re probably racist, sexist or even a home month phobe. that s how actor billy of his gay comedy debros. true, i get more viewers when i leave the bathroom door open. although it made gay cinema history, replacing broke back mountain with broke at the box office, it was a so sparsely attended, no one got monkey pox. a homophobe would say. apparently, it made $4 million over the weekend. that s what larry kudlow left the waitress at the cheese cake factory a few weeks ago. here ar
welcome in diversity. hi, welcome to lessonings in diversity. i m your host marie lou rettin. in a perfect world, diversity would be awesome. who doesn t want to work with different people as opposed to this? there s nothing more boring than the same old crew, and i should know. but i love different faces and different races all comingleling in a melting pot i call greg s hot pot. it s not how you make something funny unless you look like this. it s a cheap shot, but see? there s a down side to diversity. once you put it over other variables like talent or skill, work ethic or hygiene, kat. what if you find someone that s truly if you know byob, lol? the problem with diversity hiring is you may end up with something or someone like this. yeah, she took at least three boxes and none were capable, charming or sane. then again, the man taking the boxes thought it was a formlisting his medication. but this is isn t about kamala. let s face it, nondiversity highers, they can suc
With any investment related taxes. But while the devil may be in the details you get the big picture. The grand ol party is about revisiting grand ol gipper size tax cuts. Forget whose cuts are bigger focus whether this will prove a winning strategy. To the doctor of all things politics. Larry sabado former home depot and chrysler ceo, you say this is an issue that does interest the Business Community and great differentiator for republicans in general. Theyre for cutting taxes and the democrats are for increasing spends, you like what you hear out of these guys . Definitely in favor of restructure of Corporate Tax so we get a level Playing Field in a Global Market today. Thats very important. We need to come up with a fair and equitable Repatriation Program for Corporate America. I think the individual tax rate certainly should have a hard look at. I dont think any of this is simple, but i think there are a lot of experts, hopefully washington calls in some of the Service Providers li