Greg: yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I like my haircut. Happy tuesday, everyone. Scientists have discovered what they call a third state of existence. Somewhere between life and death. No kidding. Democrats responded to the second assassination attempt on trump by turning down the rhetoric by comparing the former president to mussolini. In a rare sign of unity, maxine waters has offered to schedule his next tee time. The biden a ministration has promised to beef up security for president trump. Using the same agents that protect kamala from reporters. A neighbor of the accused gunman says the family was weird and kept a live horse in their home. Further proof that the suspect was unstable. [ laughter ] greg: it s okay to boo that one. I felt the same way. An investigation into the immigrant crisis in springfield, ohio reveals that auto accidents have increased four fold. I did not know the haitians were all women. Rfk junior is being investigated for allegedly cutting off the head
Everyone. Im Judge Jeanine Pirro along with harold Ford Jr. , Jesse Watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City, and this is the five. Fox news alert. Some huge developments regarding the second Assassination Attempt on Donald Trump. Our reaction to that is coming up in just moments but first to this. Sean Diddy Combs has been denied bail after appearing in a manhattan courtroom on charges of sex trafficking. The Rap Mogul has pleaded not guilty. Lets go right to Alexis Mcadams be it alexis, what can you tell us . Hi, judge. That went on for Hours Today inside the federal courtroom in new York City, and Puff Daddy thought he was going to get out possibly but tonight he is spending the night here in new York City in a federal Lock Up after a judge and federal prosecutors went through Details Today talking about how he abused several women spanning more than ten years, and we are talking about physical, emotional, and sexual abuse, although we heard about all of tho
[ ] greg: you will be a mind tonight. Happy monday, everyone. Democrat support are identified as ryan routh was arrested for trying to assassinate donald trump on a golf course. Whatever happened to asking if you can play through? it seems the wouldbe assassin was able to get just a few hundred yards away from trump. Apparently the shooter found the only golf course with a slanted sand trap. Too soon. As you know this is the second time trump has survived multiple shots, according to an expert he will just need four more. Immediately pundits tried to blame it on trump s rhetoric regarding springfield, ohio. But the accused shooter was not haitian, we know this because he was not eating cats. Now you were loosening up. You needed a cats joke to get started. Of course the media claims the motives of the trump painting suspect are unknown. But this is strange, they have already asked him to moderate the next debate. Thankfully thankfully, the wouldbe assassin it is now in custody and t
Dana hello. Im here with greg gutfeld, Jesse Watters, judge jeanine pirro. Its 5 00 in new York City and this is the five. Just moments ago, the fbi, Secret Service and other officials giving a major update on the second Assassination Attempt on Donald Trumps life. Watch this here. The subject who did not have line of sight to the former president fled the scene. He did not fire or get off any shots at our agents. What we did yesterday proves that the system can work. Because the suspect didnt even get close to getting a round off. We apprehended him. Brought him to justice. Dana it comes as we get chilling new details on the Wouldbe Assassin including what he was doing before being getting caught. 50yearold Ryan Routh was laying in wait, hiding for 12 hours in a Snipers Nest before being confronted. A secret Service Agent Opening fire after spotting a Rifle Poking through a Chain Link Fence while the president was golfing. Causing him to flee in a car until cops caught up with him. Dr
[ Cheering And Applause ] greg i know. I know i know [ chuckling ] you are lucky to have me. [ laughter ] happy thursday everybody. So while filming a Music Video in nashville, Von Jan gottamac Jon Bon Jovi heroically talked a woman off of talk jumping off a bridge, by promising to quit making music. [ laughter ] yeah. That is a good one. Kamala harris is flying to North Carolina to get the undecided votes while Joe Biden is meeting with st. Peter to get the data about. [ laughter ] i get it more of those jokes. The democrat advises Kamala Harris not to do more interviews because she could say something that could be used against her, like reminding them she is currently vice president. Year congressman fell asleep during actual testimony from families who lost Loved Ones to illegal immigrant crime. Give him a break, he was up all night making lunch. On the view, joe tried to get up popstar ushered to endorse Kamala Harris but he was not taking the bait. The bait had already been eaten