greg: joe devito? new album is out threes comedy if you have netflix or amazon. greg: mackey? catch me this friday and saturday in nyack, new york. greg: tyrus? tyrus: no shame here but outside of reading this i would be wrestling in minnesota on sund sunday. returning to the ring. [cheering and applause] greg: kat? kat: i just want to go eat something. [laughter] greg: chicken perhaps in a dark room. by my book. it doesn t cost nothing. that s a lie, they do joe devito, mackey emma kat timpf
kat: i cannot understand the military computer. i m in the media and i m not a military caliber person. greg: no, you re not. kat: i m not successfully done a push-up ever. [laughter] every time i ve ever had to take a cold shower i behaved as though i ve been personally victimized by the world. the only fighting ever done is done via text message. the military risked their lives to protect our freedoms and i said in a climate controlled building, get my hair and makeup done, but he does on and talk about stuff. it s not the same b5 no, it s not. [cheering and applause] greg: the walk of fame story, i love it. it seems like there s a change among young conservatives. they re doing prankster stuff and there are conservative artists. there are that they are out there. that is new, i think. tyrus: they are normal people.
[screaming] greg: lighting up there, jake. should ve called him the next day. cap, don t know what that means? you don t do online dating but you get long letters from prison inmates. [laughter] if they shortened their letters would you consider dating them? kat: i am alone. [laughter] i thought this study was interesting because i prefer today below my league. greg: i noticed. kat: i am a nightmare and only people below my league will put up with it. [laughter] honestly, no one in or about my league will put up with me asking if he is dead every time he takes longer than five minutes to respond to one of my text messages. [laughter] dating in general is dumb. you sit there in a dark room
this will be literally impossible in new york city because the entire thing is made of garbage. greg: that s true. kat: it s true. have you been on the street at all? greg: you sound like travis bickel? kat: greg, i don t know who that is. i have my youth. you have to have actual dump trucks like fleets of donors with dump trucks picking up the trash of the sidewalk and fleets of stoners with dump trucks doesn t sound safe. greg: no, it does not. tyrus, i think i like this because it makes pot acceptable. you need to divorce it from the stereotype of lazy loser. everyone says he s high but no, they can do the things. tyrus: let me get this straight. it s a great idea to pick up after yourself. greg: yes. [laughter] tyrus: listen, i spent a few hours of my life in the weed
[screaming] greg: lighting up there, jake. should ve called him the next day. cap, don t know what that means? you don t do online dating but you get long letters from prison inmates. [laughter] if they shortened their letters would you consider dating them? kat: i am alone. [laughter] i thought this study was interesting because i prefer today below my league. greg: i noticed. kat: i am a nightmare and only people below my league will put up with it. [laughter] honestly, no one in or about my league will put up with me asking if he is dead every time he takes longer than five minutes to respond to one of my text messages. [laughter] dating in general is dumb. you sit there in a dark room