[ light laughter ] according to a reports, President Trump will release his 1. 5 trillion infrastructure plan on monday. Apparently, he wants to take the weekend to practice saying infrastructure. [ light laughter ] infinpuncture [ light laughter ] instadenture ill get it, ill have it. Ill have it by monday. President trump said yesterday it was treasonous that democrats didnt clap during his recent state of the union address. I dont think it was that bad, said melania. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth white house chief of staff john kelley said today that some undocumented immigrants who are eligible for the Daca Immigration Program were quote too lazy to get off their asses and sign up. You tell them john, said his boss between cheeseburger naps. [ light laughter ] the Dow Jones Industrial average dropped over 1100 points yesterday. Sell, sell, sell said trump, when asked where hed be in a year. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] after the Dow Jones Industrial av
Viral video stars. James corden found out. We have highlights of the groundbreaking episodes of the late late show. But we begin this morning with a look at todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. When that fires coming toward you, i its like armageddon. President obama declares an emergency as Washington State burns. Dry brush and windy conditions are a recipe for disaster. Ive never seen anything like this ever. This looks like its burning everything. 20,000 firefighters are trying to beat back about 100 monster fires in six states. A dramatic takedown on a train in france. I saw a guy entering a train with an ak and dispenser, looked over and sate, lets go. Taking out the number two man in isis. Wow, wow, wow. Donald trump taking his campaign to the white house down to victory. If it rains, ill take off my hat and prove once and for all that its mine. Okay . A mid summer nightmare on wall street. Stock prices plunge. Oil hits a sixyear low. The neighbor is calling it the can op
Viral video stars. James corden found out. We have highlights of the groundbreaking episodes of the late late show. But we begin this morning with a look at todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. When that fires coming toward you, its like armageddon. President obama declares an emergency as Washington State burns. Dry brush and windy conditions are a recipe for disaster. Ive never seen anything like this ever. This looks like its burning everything. 20,000 firefighters are trying to beat back about 100 monster fires in six states. A dramatic takedown on a train in france. I saw a guy entering a train with an ak and dispenser, looked over and sate, lets go. Taking out the number two man in isis. Wow, wow, wow. Donald trump taking his campaign to the white house down to victory. If it rains, ill take off my hat and prove once and for all that its mine. Okay . A mid summer nightmare on wall street. Stock prices plunge. Oil hits a sixyear low. The neighbor is calling it the can open
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Viral video stars. James corden found out. We have highlights of the groundbreaking episodes of the late late show. But we begin this morning with a look at todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. When that fires coming tord you, i its like armageddon. President obama declares an emergency as Washington State burns. Dry brush and windy conditions are a recipe for disaster. Ive never seen anything like this ever. This looks like its burning everything. 20,000 firefighters are trying to beat back about 100 monster fires in six states. A dramatic takedown on a train in france. I saw a guy entering a train with an ak and dispenser, looked over and sate, lets go. Taking out the number two man in isis. Wow, wow, wow. Donald trump taking his campaign to the white house down to victory. If it rains, ill take off my hat and prove once and for all that its mine. Okay . A mid summer nightmare on wall street. Stock prices plunge. Oil hits a sixyear low. The neighbor is calling it the can open