CNN Airport Network To Cease Operations
Grab the tissues, cue in the violins, President Jeff Zucker of CNN made the oh-so-sad announcement that the network will cease operations of the CNN Airport Network as of March 31st this year.
I know what you’re thinking. No longer will you be the subject and captive audience of Jim Acosta’s love affair with himself. No longer will we have to hear Don Lemon and his “Lemon panels” making fun of the “uneducated boomer rubes”. The CNN Airport Network is going bye-bye.
“Hillbillies” will no longer have to hear Anderson Cooper muse about how much he thinks they love Olive Garden and love to stay at the Holiday Inn whist waiting for their flight from DFW to Dulles. No longer will white men, “the biggest terror threats in this country“, have to watch painfully, “Reliable Source”, Michael Avenatti on Brian Stelter’s program. No longer do passengers have to endure Chris “Fredo” Cuomo’s lamentations that “hate s