My special election fallout shelter which is stocked with everything i need. Ive got a bottle of Hand Sanitizer to clean my hands and another bottle of Hand Sanitizer to clean the other bottle of Hand Sanitizer. If the power goes down, i have board games, i have a boom box over there and something close to a playstation. Most importantly, ive got this place locked down tight. This election fallout shelter is grade 5 military bunker level which means its impenetrable to nuclear weapons, Chemical Attacks and even the most roy wood, jr. Hey, whats up . Trevor how did you get into my election fallout shelter. Im doing the show live. This is top security, what are you doing . I got your password, wakanda 123. Trevor dont say it out loud. You want me to leave . Trevor no, youre in the bubble. Did you get tested . No, aint got no 5g in my neighborhood. Im good. Trevor you should still get tested. Its a joke, calm down, affect. Trevor i cant calm down on a night like tonight. Ready for Electio
Supporters firsthand about why corona doesnt bother them. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with last nights Vice President ial debate. The first and only debate between the two people who will take over if the president falls in the shower. And it was a weird situation from the start because there is a real chance that pence could have covid 19, even though hes tested negative, and that fear wasnt helped when pences eye threw a gender reveal party. Pink its a girl blood pink its a girl so to keep everyone safe, the Debate Commission decided to install plexiglass barriers on stage, which sounded good, until we saw the barriers, and they were basically just the snies guards from sizzlers. Who thought of a thin sheet of plexiglass being a good idea . This will stop the coronavirus. Viruses dont
Youll not only get whats written in the book but also exclusive outtakes. So visit audible and download john boltons book as sung by michael bolton. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight justice is flynnished. Plus, stephen welcomes jon stewart featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen lets do it. Okay, lets do it. Thank you, thank you for your burst of energy. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Hey, you guys remember Michael Flynn . Its been a long, strange saga, so let me catch you up. Jim . Previously on Michael Flynn Michael Flynn resigning after the shortest tenure ever in that post retired general Michael Flynn pleaded guilty today to lying to the f. B. I. Flynns attorneys tonight filing a motion to withdraw his guilty plea the other side of the Michael Flynn story today are the actions from judge Emmet Sullivan who is attempting to proceed with possible prosecution. You neve
Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com everybody welcome to the daily social distancing shoi, im trevor noah it is wednesday, august 26thment and here is your quarantine tip of the day, if you are going back to college but you dont want to get corona, just become a philosophy major. That way no one will want to be around you. Any which on tonights episode we cover day two of the rnc. Jrd an klepper investigates another way americas elections are screwed. And then we take a look at the chaos in kenosha. So lets do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, the daily social distancing show presents, the Republican National convention, celebrating februarys economy. Yesterday was night two of the Republican National convention. The biggest week for Trump Campaign staffers who arent currently in prison. The night got off to a rocky start when one speaker was pulled at the last minute for tweeti
National convention, celebrating februarys economy. Yesterday was night two of the Republican National convention. The biggest week for Trump Campaign staffers who arent currently in prison. The night got off to a rocky start when one speaker was pulled at the last minute for tweeting out a antisemitic qanon conspiracy theory. And i for one am really glad. But i dont know about you but when i sit down to watch the Republican National convention, i dont want to hear anything crazy, but i am worried this does set a dangerous precedence because now there is a 95 chance that trump also gets the boot come thursday. That wasnt a tweet, i just retweeted it, what is wrong with you. After that recognizey start, without better to smooth things over than Vice President of the United States and elevator music in human form, mr. Mike pengs. Pence appeared in a video that was too boring for me to remember what happened except that he was standing outside abraham lincolns boyhood cabin and he also to