So turn the channel right now if you dont want to know who wins. Alright. Dallas stadium looks beautiful. The packers went up early and often, heres don makowski throwing to Sterling Sharpe for one of their six touchdowns. The halftime show with the black eyed peas went off without a hitch. Did fergie get some work done . She looks amazing. And the route continued in the second half. Bubby brister threw three interceptions, and then Keith Woodside zigzagged past greg lloyd for another score. Has to be the greatest run in super bowl history. Sorry, steeler fans, i can now guarantee that the packers will win 496. I think we can all agree the best thing about this years super bowl is that the jets arent in it. The jets are a lot like the yankees, everyone hates them, only they dont have good players, a winning tradition or a coach who doesnt beat off every time a player gets their ankle taped. Well try to do better next time. Good night canada, and tony. [cheers applause] captioning spons
But we start tonight with justice. Now earlier this summer we heard a lot about the Supreme Court which likedded gay marriage but not southern minorities ability to vote for it. But there are other much less Supreme Courts. Did you know that you are sitting in one right now . Thats right. Its time for tonights installment of judge johnny. Bail live, shoot that man. You are about to enter the courtroom of judge johnny oliver. Melissa, please pass your knives and go. Hes not legally trained. His understanding of the judicial system is based entirely on reruns of night court. All right, boys, hit the showers. His decisions are generally bad. This is judge johnny. [ cheers and applause ] court is in session. Jason jones, please call tonights first defendant. Judge johnny, the people call the halliburton corporation. You may know them as dick cheneys former company that was awarded sweetheart deals in iraq, bribed nigerian officials, pled guilty to violating the libyan embargo in the 90s an
Benson and rob lube bell. Also check out Anthony Jeselnik offensive. Com. We will see you next week, but before i go back, lets look back at the best moments from tonights show. The honeymooners. I cant believe i married such a cheapskate. I took you out last night. But that was to the emergency room. [applause] all right, all right, all right. Thats enough. Thats enough. He is dead. [applause] good night, kids go read a book. [music] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [ cheers and applause ] john welcome to the daily show. My name is john oliver. Im still sitting in for jon stewart. He is waiting at home for time warner to come fix his cable. They said theyd be there between noon and 2 00 on june 10. Frankly hes still waiting there. Our guest tonight from project runway, mr. Tim gunn is with us. [ cheers and applause ] a glorious human being. But we start tonight with justice. Now earlier this summer we heard a lot about
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