Yeah. Got yourselves some nice Home Security systems, dont you . Paying a man to do your job of protecting your house. Only problem is, while youre out feeling like your things are safe, that security man is [bleep] your wife. Doors and windows should be armed, and your motion detectors are up and running. Just call me whenever you need me back. [gun cocks] ah who are you . It doesnt matter who we are. What matters is our plan. You should have respected my authority. [gasps] Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. Trevor welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in, im trevor noah. My guest tonight, an old friend of the show, john hodgman is joining us, everybody. applause . Trevor its going to be fun chatting about his new book. But first theres a lot going on in the world right now, lets get to it. In spain there is a Police Crackdown after the region of catalonia voted to declare itself independe
And now no one gets on planes. [ light laughter ] President Trump yesterday described the discussions over the Republican Health plan as a, quote, big, fat, beautiful negotiation. Well, hes making progress. Its the first time hes ever described anything as fat and beautiful. [ laughter ] good for you. President trump yesterday held his first Cabinet Meeting at the white house, while eric trump lives in a white house cabinet. [ laughter ] can i come out now, father . Are the guests gone . [ cheers and applause ] according to the washington post, President Trump has spent about 15 of the time since his inauguration at a property that he owns or that is named after him. Hes splitting his time between trump tower, trump golf courses, and the fat old racist spa and resort. [ laughter ] and despite the name, excellent, excellent spa services. [ light laughter ] a woman confronted White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer in an apple store this weekend. Not sure where he was in the apple store,
And now no one gets on planes. [ light laughter ] President Trump yesterday described the discussions over the Republican Health plan as a, quote, big, fat, beautiful negotiation. Well, hes making progress. Its the first time hes ever described anything as fat and beautiful. [ laughter ] good for you. President trump yesterday held his first Cabinet Meeting at the white house, while eric trump lives in a white house cabinet. [ laughter ] can i come out now, father . Are the guests gone . [ cheers and applause ] according to the washington post, President Trump has spent about 15 of the time since his inauguration at a property that he owns or that is named after him. Hes splitting his time between trump tower, trump golf courses, and the fat old racist spa and resort. [ laughter ] and despite the name, excellent, excellent spa services. [ light laughter ] a woman confronted White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer in an apple store this weekend. Not sure where he was in the apple store,
And now no one gets on planes. [ light laughter ] President Trump yesterday described the discussions over the Republican Health plan as a, quote, big, fat, beautiful negotiation. Well, hes making progress. Its the first time hes ever described anything as fat and beautiful. [ laughter ] good for you. President trump yesterday held his first Cabinet Meeting at the white house, while eric trump lives in a white house cabinet. [ laughter ] can i come out now, father . Are the guests gone . [ cheers and applause ] according to the washington post, President Trump has spent about 15 of the time since his inauguration at a property that he owns or that is named after him. Hes splitting his time between trump tower, trump golf courses, and the fat old racist spa and resort. [ laughter ] excellent spa services. [ light laughter ] a woman confronted White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer in an apple store this weekend. Not sure where he was in the apple store, but safe to say, not at the geni
[ light laughter ] President Trump yesterday described the discussions over the Republican Health plan as a, quote, big, fat, beautiful negotiation. Well, hes making progress. Its the first time hes ever described anything as fat and beautiful. [ laughter ] good for you. President trump yesterday held his first Cabinet Meeting at the white house, while eric trump lives in a white house cabinet. [ laughter ] can i come out now, father . Are the guests gone . [ cheers and applause ] according to the washington post, President Trump has spent about 15 of the time since his inauguration at a property that he owns or that is named after him. Hes splitting his time between trump tower, trump golf courses, and the fat old racist spa and resort. [ laughter ] and despite the name, excellent, excellent spa services. [ light laughter ] a woman confronted White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer in an apple store this weekend. Not sure where he was in the apple store, but safe to say, not at the ge