Its extra credit. We had a full valentines night. Last night when i was putting my daughter to bed i tried to explain cupid. I didnt realize until i did it but thats a hard one to explain to a 2yearold. Theres a baby with wings who if it likes you will shoot you with an arrow. [ laughter ] if its a good arrow, a love arrow. She probably had nightmares. I bought my wife a box of chocolate for valentines day. Guess what i ate before i got in bed . A box of chocolate. Thats right. You knsnooze, you lose. Valentines day, its changing here in los angeles. Marijuana is now legal for Recreational Use which means [ cheers and applause ] which means roses are on the way out and this is a marijuana bouquet. If you order this for valentines day it will not get there in time. I guess you cant send that to the office, can you . Give her a gift she will never remember for the res house for y wife when. When i got home she was looking at it, oh my god, these flowers are so beautiful. And i was just l
For those of you who are looking to get off the planet. Anybody ready to go . Astronomers at the Carnegie Institution is discovered more than a hundred potential planets that may be habitable. Which means were one step closer to finding a planet with intelligent life. [ laughter ] its exciting. Especially, for members of the scientific community, this is on the level of like a woman brushing up against them on the subway exciting. This might not be the best time to make contact with aliens. They say, take us to your leader. What do we do at that time . Our leaders a little busy on twitter right now. How about we take you to oprah . Shes nice, youll like her. What a day it was in washington today. [ cheers and applause ] i know that many of you in our audience are here on vacation or whatever. But it might have been our craziest one yet. Demonstrations across the country today to protest the president S Immigration policy. Immigrants were encouraged to skip work today for what they call
To get off the planet. Anybody ready to go . Astronomers at the Carnegie Institution is discovered more than a hundred potential planets that may be habitable. Which means were one step closer to finding a planet with intelligent life. [ laughter ] its exciting. Especially, for members of the scientific community, this is on the level of like a woman brushing up against them on the subway exciting. This might not be the best time to make contact with aliens. They say, take us to your leader. What do we do at that time . Our leaders a little busy on twitter right now. How about we take you to oprah . Shes nice, youll like her. What a day it was in washington today. [ cheers and applause ] i know that many of you in our audience are here on vacation or whatever. But it might have been our craziest one yet. You know, there were demonstrations across the country today to protest the president S Immigration policy. Immigrants were encouraged to skip work today for what they called a day wit
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