Jimmy thank you. Oh, very nice. Thank you very much. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Please relax. Were glad youre joining us here at our home in hollywood, where i have to say, i am very excited, i am very proud, im exhilarated, even. Because from here on, we arent just following the donald trump drama in new york, we are part of it. We are part of the official record of the people versus donald trump. I will explain in a moment. But suffice it to say when ryan murphy makes the ninepart miniseries about this for fubo [ laughter ] i will be in it. I would assume someone like George Clooney or maybe Chris Hemsworth will be playing me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, you will be in it. Guillermo all right, yeah jimmy you will be played by pedro pascal. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo all right, yeah jimmy the reason why is because the big surprise bombshell today, at least for us, was when prosecutors entered into evidence a series of Text Mes
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us in our studio we have in hollywood, california. I appreciate it, but its too much, it really is. [ laughter ] it was a day off for the trump trial today. Which has been a lot of fun so far, i have to say. Don moneyhoney, Stormy Daniels, took the stand yesterday and caused quite a commotion. Stormy yesterday went into a bit more detail about their sexual encounter than the president and his legal team were hoping she would. Sadly, there are no cameras allowed in the courtroom, so weve had to rely on sketches and transcripts. At one point, while Stormy Daniels was recounting the story of spanking trump with a forbes magazine, judge merchan pulled one of his lawyers aside to issue a warning after trump appeared to mutter bull sword under his breath. The judge said he chose to speak to the lawyer privately so as not to embarrass trump, who is on trial for chubhumping a porn star [ laughter
Please relax. Were glad youre joining us here at our home in hollywood, where i have to say, i am very excited, i am very proud, im exhilarated, even. Because from here on, we arent just following the donald trump drama in new york, we are part of it. We are part of the official record of the people versus donald trump. I will explain in a moment. Files it to say that when ryan murphy makes the ninepart miniseries about this for fubo [ laughter ] i will be in it. I would assume someone like George Clooney or maybe Chris Hemsworth will be playing me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, you will be in it. Guillermo all right, yeah jimmy you will be played by pedro pascal. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo all right, yeah jimmy the reason why is because the big surprise bombshell today, at least for us, was when prosecutors entered into evidence a series of Text Messages about our show. Prosecutor shows texts between lawyers about Stormy Daniels appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Thanks for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] on a relax, thank you. On what will be, on the first of what will be many primary election nights. Tonight, it was New Hampshires time to shine. The polls have closed. And, if all goes well, we should have the final results of the Democratic Caucus by june 28th . I dont know, how long will it take . This caucus system, its confusing. But the reason they start them, the reason the primaries begin in iowa and go to New Hampshire is so that we know what the very whitest people think first. [ laughter ] the stakes are high for all the candidates. Bernie sanders is from nearby vermont, New Hampshire is one of his strongholds. He is expected to do well there. Going into tonight, bernie had 12 delegates and no hairbrushes. [ laughter ] you know who else was in New Hampshire . Last night the president was in manchester, for what he described as the biggest political rally in New Hampshire history. And when he says Something Like that, you know its
And now hit em with the hein, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Hello, brooklyn. Thank you for coming. Thanks for clapping and standing and all that stuff. Thats very nice. I appreciate it. Welcome, welcome. Sit, sit, relax. Thanks for coming. Thank you for watching at home. In case youre wondering what the hell is happening right now, we are broadcasting all this week from the Howard Gillman opera house from the Brooklyn Academy of music. [ cheers and applause ] im very glad to say that, it would be extremely embarrassing if we hadnt. Its our third night here, its our third time in brooklyn. Weve been here twice before. I love brooklyn but i want to be honest the real reason were here is to get as far out of north koreas missile range as possible. [ laughter ] we dont feel safe in l. A. Anymore. This is a big night for baseball around these parts. [ cheers and applause ] and in l. A. Too, and chicago. But tonight in the bronx, the yankees right now are playing