(cheers and applause) jon: that s our show, join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here s your moment of zen. i caught up with sarah palin, the only person who is here today who wasn t here last night, she hasn t declared. i asked her who was responsible for the stephen: tonight, does god need to improve his image? after 6,000 years he could probably use a little freshen up. [laughter] then, campaign fundraisers have a new secret weapon: not being newt gingrich. [laughter] and my guest elliot ackerman has a website that matches voters with candidates who share their values. ugh, they re never as fiscally conservative as their picture. [laughter] chad ochocinco says he ll live with a fan for three weeks. wow, those nfl contract negotiations did not go well. [laughter] this is the colbert report. [ the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] thank you so much. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report, good
(cheers and applause) jon: that s our show, join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here s your moment of zen. i caught up with sarah palin, the only person who is here today who wasn t here last night, she hasn t declared. i asked her who was responsible for the stephen: tonight, does god need to improve his image? after 6,000 years he could probably use a little freshen up. [laughter] then, campaign fundraisers have a new secret weapon: not being newt gingrich. [laughter] and my guest elliot ackerman has a website that matches voters with candidates who share their values. ugh, they re never as fiscally conservative as their picture. [laughter] chad ochocinco says he ll live with a fan for three weeks. wow, those nfl contract negotiations did not go well. [laughter] this is the colbert report. [ the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] thank you so much. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report, go
[crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report, good to have you with us. nation, the dow lost 519 points today. it s the single biggest drop since two days ago. [laughter] everybody s trying to make sense of the markets. luckily, the new york post explained it all with today s cover story. crazy stox like a hooker s drawers up, down, up ! [cheers and applause] this is analysis everyone can understand. you get a hooker, everyone s excited that her panties are up. then the underwear starts to drop, people start getting upset, grown men are crying, clutching their heads, worried for their futures and their childrens . [laughter] then the hooker pulls her underwear up happy days are here again, somebody rings a bell and everybody goes home. if you paid the extra fifty bucks for the bell. and it s not a bell. [laughter] i look forward to more of this kind of analysis such as: london just like hooker s genitals burning! and somali refugees like hooke
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[laughter] chad ochocinco says he ll live with a fan for three weeks. wow, those nfl contract negotiations did not go well. [laughter] this is the colbert report. [ the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] thank you so much. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report, good to have you with us. nation, the dow lost 519 points today. it s the single biggest drop since two days ago. [laughter] everybody s trying to make sense of the markets. luckily, the new york post explained it all with today s cover story. crazy stox like a hooker s drawers up, down, up ! [cheers and applause] this is analysis everyone can understand. you get a hooker, everyone s excited that her panties are up. then the underwear starts to drop, people start getting upset, grown men are crying, clutching their heads, worried for their futures and their childrens . [laughter] then the hooker pulls her underwear up happy days are her