Their undecided voter selves growth and Opportunity Party which is not as the same ducts an Erectile Dysfunction Support Group but something that wont give you a boner. 20 candidates for the 2016 field descend opened des moines for the growth party, the g. O. P. This is the last cattle call before the iowa caucuses. Trevor im not going to lie this country is weird. Where im from, a cattle call is where you bring together a group of simpleminded stubborn creatures, and bleep is partly responsible for the trouble we have with global warming. cheers and applause but i must give these guys credit. They put the potsy in growth and opportunity potsy. Games, free cotton candy. Trevor free gotten candy yeah trying to win votes or kidnap kids . cheers and applause but seeing as this was the last chance for iowans to see g. O. P. Candidates in one place, we wanted to be there. Jordan klepper filed this report. cricket sounds trevor oh yeah, thats right. Nobody bleep because, for real, the Iowa S
Can you please tell us what happened with roswell . So the pentagon says, all right, you deserve to know. We will release all the freedom informa freedom of information act foia documents. They do so, and the whole story about project mogul comes out. The reality of the situation isis that. Extraterrestrial beings from another planet did not crash in the desert of roswell, new mexico. And, you know, now today roswell, the town, refuses to acknowledge project mogul, so they are the ones projecting the ufo angle with all this stuff. Well, this is a kind of a rendition of the typical pleiadian gray alien. Hes got the teardrop almond eyes, the nose with the limited slits, and. In the mouth. How much did you pay for this thing . 450 bucks. Jesus. Got a good deal. They saw you coming. They didnt show you the back part till you left . I didnt see that till i got home, and yeah, and i did feel like aquite a heel for that. [patriotic music] november 3, 2015, from comedy centrals worl world head
News online. Yes, im talking about twitters new hot icon which has re heart icon which has replaced the star. Sorry, star, ironically, in the end, you are not favorited. A lot of people on twitter were upset. I think were losing focus, guys. Lets not lose sight of whats truly important. You dont measure your self worth in stars or hearts. You measure it in retweets, people you retweet or you go home cheers and applause yeah i mean, you already are at home because youre tweeting, but you know what i mean. Lets turn from twitter to another lawless wilderness. The republican president ial race. This weekend republicans were getting down and under with their undecided voter selves growth and Opportunity Party which is not as the same ducts an Erectile Dysfunction Support Group but something that wont give you a boner. 20 candidates for the 2016 field descend opened des moines for the growth party, the g. O. P. This is the last cattle call before the iowa caucuses. Trevor im not going to li
The Iowa State Republican Party here in des moines. I will be out of here tomorrow at 10 00 a. M. I came in last night. Im traveling the country, doing a lot of lyrical events. Political events. I recently helped it wilson kick off his campaign for governor. Doing a lot of the kind of work i cannot do while it was in the Defense Department because defense secretary does not involved in partisan politics. I have also been back home in it is a nice home. Then i have gotten involved on some corporate boards, director of morgan stanley, procter gamble, union pacific. Im catching up on my fishing a little bit. Where are you and your thought process about running for president . Mr. Cheney i have not made a decision yet. I expect to by the end of the year. Multicandidate packed to support the war effort and called the alliance for a leadership. Merican i will make a final decision the cycle. What does it look like when you make a personal decision . Mr. Cheney i used to look at it as a polit
Mark happy overseas election day. To make our british viewers feel comfortable, we are doing the show in english tonight. First, the polls just close across the pond. Without wasting any time, lets go to london where Francine Lacqua can give us an update on the election. The polls close, what do we know . Francine the exit polls have been accurate, and we have the tories possibly with 316 seats. If this were to be true, they may be able to actually form a minority government. This is a very uncertain election. If these figures are true, we may be onto something and we make an apartment quicker than expected. John many thanks. Dont take off your mike because will be coming back to you. We are here in des moines. Behind me is Mission Control at the Des Moines Register who were governing the caucus process. That is with the whole thing gets made. Carly fiorina has an spending part of her day here. She attended a des moines Editorial Board and we will have more on that later. Mark the Iowa