i thought that johnny carson came witith the tv s set. w what the hehell were yoyou thinking? dave was the new johnny, for me. i m not exactly a computer, slow down. it felt edgy before i was probably old enough h to appreciaiate what ededgy was. you betetter be as s good as letterman! i ll give it a shot. my heart dropped through my butt, exited my butt. holy [ [ bleep ]ining [ bleep p. this isis madness.. absolute madness. it makes every hair on my bodydy stand up.p. we rere on! but n nobody s a a late-nigh host u until they y are one. fires, looting, and violence, tomorrow we ll drown out the negative voices that have health us back too long. fires leading to violence, five people are dead the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. the buildup to the last tonight s show was l like a t that was going to be derailed, and all you can do is stand by and watch. here s bette midler.
we know who we are. we just need a jolt to revive a greatness we are destined for. we are still american patriots and our faith still moves mountains. we just need to get going. we ve been dabbling in some dangerous things of late, squashing free speech or cancel culture, losing our sovereignty by overrun borders and tolerating a white house dedicated, redefining us and dirtying up the concept of patriotism. plus, there s a realignment of our system of law and order that s hardening the already violent criminals and putting enormous power in the hands of the most radical liberals we ve seen to date. it feels like the proverbial hour is midnight. even a sliver of light is hard to see. but take heart. you know what happens at midnight. the new day begins just when it may be like we are bending to the will of things that don t make any sense at one of our nation s darkest hours. that s exactly when our new beginning can be forged. and i can tell you this. never underestimate the
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i llll be honestst with you. it s begeginning to o look like not going g to get ththe tonig show. when institutions move from one caretaker to another, there is upheaval in people s lives. hey, trevor. whwhat s happepening? could you give me like 20 more minutes? the internet has changed everything. we didn t know what we were doing. we e could haveve had it alal and then late night is hit with the biggest challenge it has ever faced. time for social distancing, pack your things and go they were always in your home, but now you get to be in theirs. my first guest tonight, as you can see, is mr. bubble. people were just like, everything in the world sucks right now. i needed this so much. just swing for the fences and see how many lives you can ruin. something has changed. you can t ignore it. stop saying this is not who we are and start asking what can i do to change it. cutting the cord to the cable company or the satellite company is a